What would you do if you were on To Catch a Predator?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I would take a seat and fidget with a big grin on my face, unable to hide my excitement knowing that I’ll be on national television.

 

[whogoesthere]

Strangle Chris Hanson, then take a shit on him whilst he is knocked out. Maintain eye contact with the camera at all times.

 

[BirdUp]

leap out of the window

 

[LonesomeDud]

Ask Chris why Onision is still free and why he's such a fuck-up.

 

[Slobs]

Boondocks season 3 episode 9.

 

[Fruttasecca]

Proclaim that I am trans and depressed, episode is put on a halt by the (((producers))) and the show is eventually cancelled

 

[Spaceman Spud]

I would stand ready to tackle the predator when he runs out of the house

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I would say "I was just giving them this cupcake!"

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

Pretending do be Jewish.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Scream about the merge to the camera, gotta proselatyze fast!

 

[PonderosaPete]

Probably doing my job as camera man or something, idk. Why else would I be there?

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Eat pizza

 

[SNU]

You always have to fall back on the old cliche. "I just came over to warn them about the dangers of meeting people off the internet. Just ignore the booze and condoms in my backpack"

 

[Gog & Magog]

Who the hell are you people and why are you in my house?!?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[MadStan]

Oh I thought you meant to catch THE Predator. I think that would make it a better thread IMO.

 

[Caesare]

Eat all the stale cookies.

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

mulitple homicide/suicide

 

[Rozzy]

I would show Chris Hanson the threads @Bargain Bin Laden posted on KiwiFarms.

 

[Feefee81093]

I would ask, "Is this a setup?" and I'd have a seat.