What would you do if you saw Null IRL

[The News Crews]

I would aggressively and continuously shake his hand until he was visibly uncomfortable

 

[SodaDog]

I saw Null at a grocery store in Florida yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packets of American cheese in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the packets and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each packet and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[IronBarrelBro]

I'd probably say something stupid as I walked by like, "Eat any good cheese lately, cheese man?", and then wonder if it really was Null or just someone who really looked like him who's really confused about why I said that to him.

 

[Shartavius]

I can see Josh Moon any time I want by looking at Elaine Miller's thighs.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Nothing. Because this is fight club and you don’t talk about fight club.

At most I’d drop some dog whistle that only people on this site would get.

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Nothing. Because this is fight club and you don’t talk about fight club.

At most I’d drop some dog whistle that only people on this site would get.

Just throw your bag of jew gold at him. Your real bag of Jew gold though not the fake one.

 

[Ventrue]

I saw Null bake cookies recently I must know if this is true or not. If I poke him in the tummy will he giggle like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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[Cat tit bingo]

I'd slowly approach making my presence known, once he notices me I'd stop and gently lay a pieces of Limburger cheese I acquired at my local korger on the floor in front of him. I'll patiently wait for him to grab the cheese and if he stays in place after grabbing it I'll slowly put my hand forward so he could get accustomed to my sent. If he seems relaxes after that I'll give him a pet before he returns to his natural habitat.

 

[necross]

I'm Serbian and apparently Null is in Serbia?

I'm perplexed what he's doing here in the first place. If I do meet him I would ask if I could get a True & Honest tag in exchange for 10 jars of homemade plum jam and a bucket of pig lard as I have no idea how bitcoin works to donate and I'm too much of a neanderthal to find out.

 

[souschef]

I'd panic due to the fact i'm on a entirely different continent all of a sudden

 

[Farsided]

I'd follow him to his Kiwi-Cave, and then stalk him.
Each day I would take a sneak picture and edit it to look like a Chris Chan sighting in the wild.

All that to fuck his psyche,
Such is life for a Kiwi,
Only I would know my part,
Till death or dox do us apart.

 

[peachlover669]

I would probably fly into an uncontrollable rampage and tear him limb from limb as i am reminded that he added a vtuber board to his site out of his own volition, then i would realize that i just tore apart some random 500 pound fatman on the streets because i assumed it was null.

 

[Curry Teafag]

Something like this (probably): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3sOuEv0E2I

 

[Waffle Iron]

Tell him I'm a true and honest fan.

I'm perplexed what he's doing here in the first place

your country is a cheap shithole that lets him live off of the crumbs people manage to send him.

 

[allthewaydowntotheballbag]

I'm Serbian and apparently Null is in Serbia?

I'm perplexed what he's doing here in the first place. If I do meet him I would ask if I could get a True & Honest tag in exchange for 10 jars of homemade plum jam and a bucket of pig lard as I have no idea how bitcoin works to donate and I'm too much of a neanderthal to find out.

Bio je u Beogradu al se vratio u Floridu.

 

[necross]

Bio je u Beogradu al se vratio u Floridu.

Au, Beosmrad...vidim zašto se vratio.

Bar nije Čačak...

Tell him I'm a true and honest fan.

your country is a cheap shithole that lets him live off of the crumbs people manage to send him.

Will do lol
Always figured it was a joke but that actually makes sense.

 

[allthewaydowntotheballbag]

Au, Beosmrad...vidim zašto se vratio.

Bar nije Čačak...
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Will do lol
Always figured it was a joke but that actually makes sense.

Reko je u Mati-u da mu se svidjela picerija "Botako", pa probaj jedanput ako ti je usput i javi kak je.

 

[not william stenchever]

I'm Serbian and apparently Null is in Serbia?

You misunderstand, Null is Serbia. He is the fat of the land, as it were.

 

[necross]

You misunderstand, Null is Serbia. He is the fat of the land, as it were.

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