What would you do if you owned all water on earth?

[Fat Gollum]

It was discovered that one of your ancestors claimed the property rights to all water on earth thousands of years ago when he became the first person to discover the ocean.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Drink it. Then pee.

 

[KingNothing]

Freeze it. The end.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Boil it, then clap.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Make evryone call it aquacola, and assemble my war boys to go retrieve my wives.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Idk get assassinated by nestle probably

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Unzips

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sell my dubious ownership rights to the first bidder of over a million dollars with the stipulation of including free unlimited use for my family and friends, just in case it holds up.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'd use the proceeds from sales to agriculture and industry to build treatment plants and sewage in order to make clean water available to everyone.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Tell people to drink it. For free.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Build a wall around all the Muslim countries and then fill it up.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

That would mean I’d own 9/10 of all people on Earth also.

 

[Grub]

Refuse to sell any to Nestle.

 

[Fruttasecca]

Refuse to sell any to Niggers.

 

[Shartavius]

Set it on fire.

 

[dick brain]

I'd shit.