What would you do if the ghost in the basement was an illegal immigrant?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Basically, can I call ICE to get rid of the damn Mexican basement ghost?

 

[Le b0wski]

Yes, ICE stands for 'Immigration, Customs and Exorcisms'

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Deport him to Hell.

 

[draggs]

I'd call the Ghostbusters fuckin duh

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Is it cute?

I guess he's kind of handsome for a supernatural entity.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Can I use his ectoplasm as lube?

My mom said your not allowed over anymore after what you did last time and you know this.

 

[Staticness]

I get wanting to fuck and snuff trafficked migrants, but if they’re still in your basement long enough after you’re done that they’re ghosts, you got bigger problems.

If it’s a ghost who just moved in, I’d recommend getting a ballot for them to fill out straight-ticket Democrat. You can’t get rid of the ghost or you will be lynched by the AWFL-backed mob that will be arriving at your door shortly to protest your attempts at removing it.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

Ghost would most likely be an old Democrat. Tell them what the Democrats are now, and the ghost would most likely choose purgatory.

 

[Pagan Min]

I'd get a priest to exorcise that fucker right back to its country of origin!

 

[Mac Monster]

If it was a sexy Latina ghost, I could let her stay, but a dude? Hell no. Go back to whatever shithole you come from.