What would you do if straight marriage became illegal?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

What would you do?

 

[Green Kitbash]

Whores

 

[Overcast]

Find a man like St. Valentine to help me get married anyway.

Hopefully he doesn't get caught and executed like St. Valentine did...

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Continue to not give a fuck since marriage has been a joke for decades.

 

[Patrice Lumumba]

Not support the church and its power hungry leader. Marriage is only a thing if you care to support the church and its believer. Believing in christ isnt wrong i respect it really. Those who dont dont need marriage do.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Remain a fat incel living in my parents basement tee hee

 

[Invincible Wheel]

hvperborean vprising

 

[Catler]

I’d heavily prioritize getting married irl to rub it in their faces.

 

[Schizotism]

Can I get a pass if my partner and I date each other for the rest of our lives? We wouldn't technically be married. We would be just dating and having a family.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Get really faggy about it. "Oh this is my um, life partner uwu"

 

[Cuban Pete]

I would identify as the gender of my significant other in order to bypass a convoluted law using convoluted societal standards.
If that's not possible:

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I'd still endeavor to marry, if possible. As @Overcast said, I'd try to find a man like St. Valentine to officiate. Assuming I never did/could marry, I'd consider a life of celibacy.

 

[56 others]

Celebrate straight divorce not existing

 

[lurk_moar]

I might go for one of those Thai or Philipino Lady Boys.

 

[fatcock burgerking]

Id simply transition temporarily to marry my partner, then re-transition to "gender fluid" or "gender change" or "genderfaggot". in theory, that makes us gayer AND braver than the competition.

 

[winterfag]

All marriage should be illegal

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Get married anyway.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

id do nothing, nobody wants to marry me anyhow so my life would remain unchanged.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

become a rebel

 

[Rozzy]

I'd do nothing because it doesn't affect me.