What would the plot be for a KiwiFarms romantic teenage visual novel?
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- 11 de Ago, 2020
Josh trying to romance the various fat women and trannies, while a collection of other lolcows are supporting characters.
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Make sure the story has no black people polluting their genes with cracker blood. Keep it wholesome.
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A city boy meets a rural girl during his Summer vacation. She works with her father on a farm. A farm of kiwis. A Kiwi Farms if you will. Over the course of the season he falls in love with her. At the end of Summer, he leaves and over time they forget one another. He's 29 now and turns 30 next year. He works a boring job in a boring office just like his own dad, with no plans for a future outside urban monotony. Until one night, he is visited by her in a dream. The following morning, he awakes to a room full of kiwis! Not the fruit but the bird! Mounds of them all around him every day. He feels them and smells them and although they're cute and nice, he can't live like this. He wants them gone. What do they want from him? Is he going crazy? Is this a sign from God? Whatever is happening, he knows he needs to find the girl he loved all those years ago.
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a fat retard whos barely passing in his enginering degrees waifu comes to life and enrolls in college with him. she teaches him to be normal and he teaches her the pleasure of fried foods and expensive cheeses.
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- 9 de Jun, 2018
Femcel protagonist who bullies fat women on the internet falls in love with the chad mysterious jock. He rejects her at school because he couldn't possibly love a woman as smelly as her. One day, in class, they're talking about western beauty standards, and she says they're a good thing because fat women online don't follow them. She leads into a rant about Amberlynn Reid and he slowly starts matching her word for word.
"I didn't know you followed the farms....?" he says
"Josh Moon was my first crush..." she responds in abated breathe
....
"Heil Hitler"
and then they kiss.
Like dis if u cry evry tim.
"I didn't know you followed the farms....?" he says
"Josh Moon was my first crush..." she responds in abated breathe
....
"Heil Hitler"
and then they kiss.
Like dis if u cry evry tim.
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- 5 de Jun, 2020
One of them is a Canadian and gets banned for fedposting, the other kills herself because her true love is "dead". When the boy finds out, he also kills himself (which turns out only to be possible b/c he was delievered by C-section a tranny not as woman born) and also there's a soliloquy manifesto about whether tis' nobler to A-Log, or to face the slings and arrows of your fellow posters, and by pozzing negholesp, milk cows.
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Katsu and Null.
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Whatever it is you best pray Hope Chapman doesn't get involved.
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A black racist and a white racist fall in love in a modern-day Romeo and Juliet story. Also, they're both fat and gay.
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This
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Female hero is part of some online community, let's say she draws, and discovers the place one day trying to come and defend a retarded friend in distress.
She ends up browsing the site a little bit, and discovers what seems to be a broader /bigger conspiracy in the community. Maybe someone has been tracing?
Overtime, she starts to engage with the community and they share their findings together.
She meets a few kiwis she forms a closer bond with, and they create a discord to work on their exposé together. One other girl, two guys.
From then on, a romantic triangle is formed, and a tumultuous friendship is created.
Ensues ; dodgy NSFW discord channels, thirst posting, e-whoring, halals, betrayals etc....
Not sure about the end, but the possibilities seem endless from there.
She ends up browsing the site a little bit, and discovers what seems to be a broader /bigger conspiracy in the community. Maybe someone has been tracing?
Overtime, she starts to engage with the community and they share their findings together.
She meets a few kiwis she forms a closer bond with, and they create a discord to work on their exposé together. One other girl, two guys.
From then on, a romantic triangle is formed, and a tumultuous friendship is created.
Ensues ; dodgy NSFW discord channels, thirst posting, e-whoring, halals, betrayals etc....
Not sure about the end, but the possibilities seem endless from there.
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A young guy questioning his gender identity visits the Farms to read all the nasty things they’re saying about his trans aunts. When he finds out what they plan to do to him, he tries to escape the path laid out for him, helped along by an awkward femcel. Their facsimile of a relationship comes to a tumultuous end in the final seconds when they both find out the other is a fed in the adjacent cubicle.
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A Farmer leaves the house for the first time and gets smashed by truck-kun and transported to Kiwiland, where the lolcows are all represented by cute anime girls. From there he befriends them because it's better than being alone, and he ends up dating one.
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An autist carefully details the life of one horrible fat woman who not only abuses fast food workers but her friends as well. after she finds her thread she demands her thread come down, and forces her skinny and kind friend (who is a cute autistic tomboy and a femcel because her fat friends prevents her from being in a relationship) to defend her in the farms (portrayed like the internet in Futurama) and she creates an account and confronts the autist. He naturally declines but keeps talking to her hoping to dig up dirt on the fatty
Eventually the tomboy has a power level slip and the autist manages to find her dox as well as a video she made when she was 14 where she says she hates how niggers are always hitting on her even though she's underage. Instead of doxing the tomboy to the farms the autist keeps them secret but let's the tomboy know he knows her past. After begging to delete the info the autist demands the tomboy to get more personal details of the fatty. This goes on for months with a montage showing the autist going deep into the fatties pass as well as current home life and the autist wins Kiwi of the Year (creative freedoms) and uses his Bitcoin he won to decide to ask the tomboy to meet in real life, since he learned she suffers the most abuse.
When they meet IRL they get along just fine and the autist decides to just get to know her. After learning more about her he starts encouraging her to follow her own path and to stand up to the fatty. While she's slow to respond at a trip to [sponsored restaurant] fatty screams at a fast food worker and the tomboy tells her the worker didn't make a mistake she just forgot what she ordered. This causes the fatty to not only sperg out but to cause a scene and its filmed and uploaded to YouTube, going viral. The fatty blames the tomboy and hits her hard (the tomboy doesn't get phased but gets her toes stepped on).
She decides to go to the autist home (she managed to reverse dox him) and we find out the autist is actually a personal gym trainer with his own gym who hates fatties and opened a gym to help people lose weight. After talking the autist talks the tomboy into cutting ties with the fatty. The fatty does not take this well and attempts to kill the tomboy. Fortunately this is the most exercise the fatty has ever gotten (and is Vax maxed) so she dies of a heart attack.
After the autist moves the fatties thread to the history section, he deletes the dox of the tomboy and they agree to start dating.
In the background, Null watches as he's eating a cheeseburger with a tear in his eyes.
"Damn, I hate it when I lose a good Janny. He'll be tough to replace."
Eventually the tomboy has a power level slip and the autist manages to find her dox as well as a video she made when she was 14 where she says she hates how niggers are always hitting on her even though she's underage. Instead of doxing the tomboy to the farms the autist keeps them secret but let's the tomboy know he knows her past. After begging to delete the info the autist demands the tomboy to get more personal details of the fatty. This goes on for months with a montage showing the autist going deep into the fatties pass as well as current home life and the autist wins Kiwi of the Year (creative freedoms) and uses his Bitcoin he won to decide to ask the tomboy to meet in real life, since he learned she suffers the most abuse.
When they meet IRL they get along just fine and the autist decides to just get to know her. After learning more about her he starts encouraging her to follow her own path and to stand up to the fatty. While she's slow to respond at a trip to [sponsored restaurant] fatty screams at a fast food worker and the tomboy tells her the worker didn't make a mistake she just forgot what she ordered. This causes the fatty to not only sperg out but to cause a scene and its filmed and uploaded to YouTube, going viral. The fatty blames the tomboy and hits her hard (the tomboy doesn't get phased but gets her toes stepped on).
She decides to go to the autist home (she managed to reverse dox him) and we find out the autist is actually a personal gym trainer with his own gym who hates fatties and opened a gym to help people lose weight. After talking the autist talks the tomboy into cutting ties with the fatty. The fatty does not take this well and attempts to kill the tomboy. Fortunately this is the most exercise the fatty has ever gotten (and is Vax maxed) so she dies of a heart attack.
After the autist moves the fatties thread to the history section, he deletes the dox of the tomboy and they agree to start dating.
In the background, Null watches as he's eating a cheeseburger with a tear in his eyes.
"Damn, I hate it when I lose a good Janny. He'll be tough to replace."
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Scenario 1 :
Much more likely, Scenario 2:
Much more likely, Scenario 2:
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I'm going to go with a classic 90's/early 2000s angle.
You, the teenage protagonist, male or female (NO STINKDITCHES), are specially selected to attend a rigourous, intense, but renowned private academy in hhmmmmmmm Tokyo (I was going to state Australia or New Zealand or somewhere else but you know, clown world), where the world is beset by grotesque, abnormal, Lovecraftian-esque (I've not yet dived into Lovecraft, so just think like God Eater or something) monstrosities that have now cornered mankind, and you must train to fight them off, all the while you wish to seek the truth what is the origin of these creatures. They are infact created from lolcows by various secret societies, stand alone government cabals, and SJW circles, but since they were too stupid the super energy body virus they used managed to leak out into the general population and caused this mess.
You also have to deal with school and life ala Persona, while you are assigned a loose harem of potential love interests by an advanced form of standardized testing and personal analysis, because the federation has noticed that sexual drive and what is related with it is the one thing that resists the insanity that these monsters bring, along with making babies to repopulate the world and what not. So! Your task is to save mankind and have a full on action movie style sex scene for your (good) ending.
You, the teenage protagonist, male or female (NO STINKDITCHES), are specially selected to attend a rigourous, intense, but renowned private academy in hhmmmmmmm Tokyo (I was going to state Australia or New Zealand or somewhere else but you know, clown world), where the world is beset by grotesque, abnormal, Lovecraftian-esque (I've not yet dived into Lovecraft, so just think like God Eater or something) monstrosities that have now cornered mankind, and you must train to fight them off, all the while you wish to seek the truth what is the origin of these creatures. They are infact created from lolcows by various secret societies, stand alone government cabals, and SJW circles, but since they were too stupid the super energy body virus they used managed to leak out into the general population and caused this mess.
You also have to deal with school and life ala Persona, while you are assigned a loose harem of potential love interests by an advanced form of standardized testing and personal analysis, because the federation has noticed that sexual drive and what is related with it is the one thing that resists the insanity that these monsters bring, along with making babies to repopulate the world and what not. So! Your task is to save mankind and have a full on action movie style sex scene for your (good) ending.
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Adding to this, you have a cast of main kiwis that have the same personalities and traits as Null and the major posters here to add comic relief, drama and tension. They quarrel amongst each other, but they all share the same goal; To help the man reunite with that rural girl he remembered all those years ago. They all get accosted by people in animal suits, men in drag and other strange people along their journey which all symbolize the personal struggles the young man has dealt with throughout his life. All building him to become the kind of man he needs to be for this woman he fell in love with.