What would farting out bees feel like? - How painful would it be?

[Alex Hogendorp]

A witch curses you to fart out bees every time. Instead of passing gas, you pass bees. What would it be like?

 

[Catler]

As long as they're propelled quickly enough they shouldn't have time to sting.

So the right course of action would be to start eating a lot of beans and cabbage.

 

[Clotso Coof]

It would be like diarrhea-shitting raisins, but with more noise.
I'm presuming they wouldn't turn around to sting, so you could effectively fart a bee storm at people you hate for lulz.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It'd bee painful.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm presuming they wouldn't turn around to sting, so you could effectively fart a bee storm at people you hate for lulz.

Agree, but of course it follows that the comedy answer is: painful.

 

[Rozzy]

Farting in the shower would never be the same again, unleashing a swarm of angry bees.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Empowering. Who’s gonna fuck with a guy that can fart bees?

 

[The Backwards Man]

braaaaap bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Chicken Gendies]

No one would fuck with you, lest you be Dutch Oven'd by the man who could fart bees.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Please leave me out of your weird fetish.

 

[The Fair Lady]

This thread has me laughing like an idiot, thank you.

 

[JoshPlz]

like honey

 

[Epoch]

You would always have to drop your pants to fart or else suffer the pain of however many bees you just farted out stinging your rectum while being trapped.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Buzzin' fr fr no cap.

 

[DankSmoker]

I dont know why they would nest there but I would be happy to send them on their way. Hopefully they dont bump into those africanized ones.