What Would Be Your Rank in The Great Retard War?

[SpergPatrol]

The Great Retard War is coming
What is your rank soldier?

 

[RACISM]

Head of signal operations. I will continually jam and spam the enemy communication lines with the word NIGGER.

 

[Mortin Shart]

Chain smoking infantry grunt, probably the first to die with half a mag and affixed bayonet.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Continuous objector. Also I can't serve because of my anxiety.

 

[Pignat]

Bureaucrat that got busted down to private and pushed to the front lines after major incompetence.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

i wanna be a skynet or a helicopter

 

[electrician's apprentice]

Electrician's apprentice

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Major Asshole, first class

 

[Bone Santa]

Nigger spammer

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

 

[BONE_Buddy]

Hop on in boys, I am going to make a bombing run.

 

[whothefuck]

unconvicted war criminal

 

[Table Country]

Camp follower.

 

[Wormy]

One of the civilians who's country you retards decided to fight in and thus camps in my farmhouse's attic with a deer rifle waiting for someone in a uniform to get too close, but honestly too depressed most of the time to shoot so I just hunker down with everything turned off and wait for you to go away.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Space Marshal of Armored Bicycle Cavalry.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Chief Bob inspector for occupied territories

 

[Very_sad_man]

Cannon fodder

 

[keytar]

TERF shield-maiden

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Chaplain or cook.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Member of Null's counsel of Autism. We advise Null, and carry down his orders to the common Kiwimensch. It is the duty of the Kiwimensch to defend his fatherland, and to die for Null's vision of a better world. Once more there shall be fire, and we shall cleanse the European filth, return British to their former glory, and with the iron fist of the Vatergott, we shall return freedom to the American people. When the world bows to Null's verdrehtschön regime, only then we can rest. Through war we shall have peace! Through suffering, euphoria. Let yourself be guided by Null's vision, and your destiny shall become clear

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Chief Bob inspector for occupied territories

Inspektor des Bobs Reichskommisars