What would be the coolest way to kill yourself?

[Bob's Vagene]

Not that I'm going to kill myself or anything. I mean I probably will kill myself eventually, but what would be the coolest most unique way to do it? Im thinking maybe I'll have Amberlynn sit on my face or something.

 

[Internet Explorer]

Sew my ass up; feed me Taco Bell.

 

[NigKid]

Eating explosives on new years eve

 

[Takodachi]

by chewing a power line and blacking out at least a block.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Blackmail some random person and then pretend to kill yourself to "own" them real good, then make the Twitter trannies and Reddit jannies do their thing.

 

[NigKid]

by chewing a power line and blacking out at least a block.

that gave me a good chuckle, just some nigga crawling up the pole and biting the wiring

 

[TheShedCollector]

Driving a stolen Lamborghini at 150mph the wrong way up the freeway. Crashing into a large truck carrying a trailer full of petrol, causing a massive fireball and explosion. And you do this twenty minutes before peak traffic on a holiday weekend causing thousands of people to be delayed for hours, and your death will be on the news and shared all over the Internet.

 

[MG-34]

Reenacting the last level in Halo Reach by screaming "nigger" on a loudspeaker in downtown Mogadishu while armed to the teeth and drugged up on amphetamines and trying to hold off anyone trying to murder you.

 

[Troonos]

Flintlock pistol to the heart.

 

[Just A Butt]

eating lots of fried foods over several decades and one day dying in my sleep of a massive heart attack.
best suicide ever.

 

[DumbDude42]

timothy mcveigh except you stay in the truck when it goes off

 

[Herrinnert_U_zich_Jezus?]

Build a 2nd killdozer and use shot shells in the barrel. Being tormented enough by the Dutch benefits organisation the objective is to take out as many as i can but don't harm the cute ginger female security guard. Would Dankula record the livestream to do a madlad? Will he play the music whilst i go on rampage? Fuck, i have a goal in life now.

 

[Everybody]

To sail over the edge of earth.

 

[RussianParasite]

Reenacting the last level in Halo Reach by screaming "nigger" on a loudspeaker in downtown Mogadishu while armed to the teeth and drugged up on amphetamines and trying to hold off anyone trying to murder you.

The only problem with your plan is that actual Africans are not nearly as bothered by that term as their thin-skinned counterparts in the Americas.

I would want to make a television show where I am shot by myself into space with enough supplies to last a few years. Televise my eventual descent into madness for the entertainment of millions before eventually throwing myself out of the airlock or something.

 

[Str8Bustah]

bolt yourself into a truck full of explosives and drive into the nearest gender reassignment clinic, in minecraft of course.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

The "coolest" way is getting frozen

 

[Madre Muerte]

Decapitating myself with a chainsaw live on the internet.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Large Industrial Fan

 

[BScCollateral]

Leaping out of an aircraft to impale yourself atop the Transamerica building, all while screaming, "It's your fault, MovieBob!"

 

[Interloper]

This way probably.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...er-balloon-to-fake-his-own-murder-police-say/