what will you do this Halloween?

[Officer Eradicate]

besides nothing

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Having a friend over for dinner, horror movie (Hereditary), and a cigar.

Not too bad for a guy who shitposts on KF.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

run over transgender kids as I make pizza deliveries

 

[Some JERK]

Eat the candy I buy for trick-or-treaters who never come.

 

[Grub]

Work in the morning for a few hours. Probably go see my sister and brother in law later it's my nephew's first Halloween.

 

[Some JERK]

Having a friend over for dinner, horror movie (Hereditary), and a cigar.

Not too bad for a guy who shitposts on KF.

Whatcha smokin?

 

[Gone Ham]

I’ll finally get the courage to hang myself as a decoration

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Whatcha smokin?

Not sure yet. My friend and I are both quite new to cigars, so we're paying a visit to our local tobacconist for some recommendations.

 

[MrTroll]

Go to every bank in a 25 mile radius and take as much complementary free candy from their lobbies as I can before getting thrown out. Last year I had enough Dum Dum suckers and Jolly Ranchers to last me until December.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

Eat the candy I buy for trick-or-treaters who never come.

My neighborhood started doing trunk or treat a few years ago, so now I just wait until Nov 1st to hit up Walmart for the Halloween candy sale.

 

[Just A Butt]

under cover of night i intend to steal the declaration of independence

 

[Reverend]

Pray to Jesus for the forgiveness of all the sinners on that day.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Play video games and drink beers.

 

[Some Badger]

I’m gonna draw some Halloween art (mostly for myself), marathon Satoshi Kon movies with my SO and get wicked drunk off a liter of 100 proof vodka between the two of us. It’ll be a nice way to transition into ten straight days of work.

 

[DerKryptid]

Your mom

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I’m going to fill my couch with vindaloo farts

 

[Thumb Butler]

Nothing. Don't celebrate Halloween.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Your mom

I hope you buy her dinner first.

 

[Burned CDs]

Ignore my doorbell ringing.

 

[Omnium Ultimatus]

I live in a foreign shithole that doesn't celebrate Halloween, so I'll probably just continue reading the manga on my bucket list.