What will the above user be arrested for?

[NARPASSWORD]

How will we all eventually become someone's prison bitch (or make someone their prison bitch)?

 

[Bob Page]

Robbing a 7/11 of all the slim-jims and beef jerky.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

You won't go to jail because the cops will shoot you for being a kang

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Joining me in a bestiality orgy.

 

[Draza]

Smelly prostitute

 

[Milk Mage]

War crimes

 

[Benine Bovine]

Sexual deviancy

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Littering

 

[TheClorax]

Anime loli porn.

 

[WC 027]

Playing this at a feminist rally

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Using your milky cannon on some children

 

[HY 140]

camping in TF2

 

[Ballo]

Having a fucking shit haircut

 

[Army Burger]

Blasphemy

 

[jewelry investor]

Gets shot when he refuses to crawl over to the officer.

 

[Bob Page]

Being a member of Antifa(ggots).

 

[jewelry investor]

Making me think really hard.

 

[Bob Page]

Playing the first track of this album at a Detroit BLM rally:

 

[SakuraRose]

Refusing to pay the TV licence in an act of pointless rebellion against The Man (or really, Auntie Beeb).

 

[IV 445]

Shoplifting perfume