what will happen when chris dies?

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

I will drive straight up to 14 BC and claim that gotdamn fucking CLASS RING.... torch the rest.

 

[Anonymouss]

I can't wait for weens to get arrested for attempting to unearth his grave

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Bugger all. 'Cause how would we know unless a Charlottesville-based kiwi sees it in the local obituaries?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I can't wait for weens to get arrested for attempting to unearth his grave

We all know that Watermelon is waiting for this.
Watermelon would probably try to dig Chris up, pull a Buffalo Bill....
While wearing Chris' skin, Watermelon would claim to be an lol Jesus, who wants nothing but attention, asspats, and lesbians.

 

[ON 190]

@Huntin' Slash will be standing over the body, cackling with glee as his dark work has finally been done.

 

[John Furrman]

I will drive straight up to 14 BC and claim that gotdamn fucking CLASS RING.... torch the rest.

Not before I get the sonic totem.

 

[TiggerNits]

Not before I get the sonic totem.

I'm calling dibs on his blue and red striped shirt, I have to turn it in to my guild master as one of the steps in my Class Epic quest for the old troll master weapon, the Sword of Wasted Youth

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

And Cthulu will call it a ween for sticking around so long

JULLAAAYY! JULLAAAYY! SONICHU FHTAGN!

 

[NARPASSWORD]

A ween will try to break into his house to find evidence of the honor roll.

 

[ICametoLurk]

 

[Sick Old Schizo]

When Chris dies the same thing that happens to any other massive object that loses its outward pressure resisting gravity.

Chris isn't quite massive enough to collapse into a black hole but he will form a neutron star composed of nothing but fat and autism.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RrMvUL8HFlM
Oh hey, it's even called "Degenerate Matter" how fitting

It would be even more dramatic, as the inwards-plunging gravitation wave would be reflected off the fatty core of the collapsing mass (what will become the neutron star). This will rip the outer layers apart completely, blowing the bulk of it into space at about 10% of the speed of light. In essence, we will witness a monstrous eruption of elementary autism, possibly accompanied by a massive gamma ray burst, then slowly forming a planetary nebula over the course of many millenia.

The optimal time of year for observing that colorful nebula will be Julay.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

In honor of Chris-chan, I will do nothing.

Won't shit myself, though.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Someone will yell JULAY at the funeral.

 

[Mick92]

Nice thread, champ!

 

[wagglyplacebo]

A good thread.