what will happen when chris dies?

[Kosher Dill]

Barb pre-sold Chris' cadaver to Body Worlds for $25. Y'all will still be able to see him any time you want.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Barb will have him stuffed and mounted on the tractor to ward away trolls and repo men.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

I'll dig up his corpse and fuck it before shouting JULY as I cum

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Gangbang his carcass

BBC is in this holiday season, and not the programming on the television channel that Chris pretends to understand.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Weens will try necromancy.

 

[MrTroll]

His carcass will be torn to shreds and eaten by the roving gangs of cannibals in the badlands of southern Virginia.

 

[Boundless Emotion]

The toy market for legos and transformers will crash without Chris to throw money at them.

 

[VortekPMD]

Ob la di ob la da life goes on, bra
La la la life goes on.

 

[Zorceror44]

The world will continue to spin. The birds shall still sing. In one thousand years, no one will care about it.

It will happen to everyone.

 

[John Furrman]

something like this.

 

[Innocuous]

Hundreds of people will continue to sperg about an autistic manchild and his habits on an autistic forum

 

[Chan the Wizard]

We will all contemplate what we've spent our lives doing.

 

[thismanlies]

When Chris dies, I expect to see a few Sachumo-style documentaries detailing his escapades. Depending on how he dies, I may expect to see a focus on his Kacey calls and how he refused to do anything about his numerous health problems despite her spelling them out.

 

[Duckman]

Assuming he doesn't lose it and an hero from stress when Barb dies, he'll be discovered eventually by police entering whichever residence he's living in after someone local reports that the autist down the street hasn't left his house for weeks. His body will be quite decomposed and partially consumed by the bugs that reside in the hoard.

 

[TiggerNits]

SSDI money can be saved and given to those who really need it.

Pfft, like some youtube streamer on his 3rd run through of ANime Princess Fucker 6.

SSDI should only be available to people that can't walk, see or scratch their own ass

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Chris will outlive us all, like the half-cockroach, half-Big Mac wonder that he is.

 

[SoneeBoi]

At least the stupid Tomgirl Saga will be over.

 

[QB 290]

oh well, Life goes on...
Except Chris's

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Chris' hair will detach itself from his head, scuttle down to the seashore, enter the breaking waves and begin its decent down, down, down, to rejoin its master Cthulhu and tell him of the things it has seen Above

 

[TiggerNits]

Chris' hair will detach itself from his head, scuttle down to the seashore, enter the breaking waves and begin its decent down, down, down, to rejoin its master Cthulhu and tell him of the things it has seen Above

And Cthulu will call it a ween for sticking around so long