Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Kosher Dill]

The reason I'm so pessimistic about Chris's dogs is (...) They'd just run away

They're not going to get far with their bellies dragging on the ground.

 

[Robo Sonichu]

Of course, I'd adopt him and create the CWC museum, a magical place of Christorical artifacts, and even Chris himself, and I'd make him sing "So Need a Cute Girl" and do cake farts all day to entertain all the visitors.

 

[anti SJW]

In my state, if you become a ward of the state, they take pretty much everything in your name, car, house, ect.. If it's the same in VA, Chris will have a meltdown and go into defense position like when he got kicked out of that con when that happens.

 

[AnOminous]

In my state, if you become a ward of the state, they take pretty much everything in your name, car, house, ect.. If it's the same in VA, Chris will have a meltdown and go into defense position like when he got kicked out of that con when that happens.

That's why it would be funny but it's not like it's going to happen.

 

[Mr. 0]

That's why it would be funny but it's not like it's going to happen.

Yeah because Chris has nothing to his name except his imaginary comics

 

[Mambamia]

The likely thing to happen is he lives in some sort of home for the tards. Or end up homeless on the streets doing the same thing Andy Milonakis does, except Chrissy would be the one that solicits strange Willy Wonka hobos for sex, instead of vice versa.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If given the opportunity, what would you say to Barb on her deathbed before she croaks?

 

[Temporal Refugee]

If given the opportunity, what would you say to Barb on her deathbed before she croaks?

"An attempt was made."

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

If given the opportunity, what would you say to Barb on her deathbed before she croaks?

"nigger"

 

[GranAutismo]

If given the opportunity, what would you say to Barb on her deathbed before she croaks?

"Thank you for co-creating the entertainment."

 

[Don Homer]

If given the opportunity, what would you say to Barb on her deathbed before she croaks?

Death chooses you Snorlax

 

[DeeCeeBees]

If given the opportunity, what would you say to Barb on her deathbed before she croaks?

God-Jesus uses MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION!

It's super effective!

 

[AnOminous]

If given the opportunity, what would you say to Barb on her deathbed before she croaks?

"Swallow before you die you filthy fucking whore!"

 

[Syaoran Li]

If given the opportunity, what would you say to Barb on her deathbed before she croaks?

"You should've gone with the blowjob when Bob suggested it."

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I would ask: "Did you regret giving birth to Chris?"

 

[Kosher Dill]

If given the opportunity, what would you say to Barb on her deathbed before she croaks?

I feel I would be remiss if I answered anything other than "JULAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY".

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

Will he at least have his mother's car to retreat into? Or does this get lost in all the debt.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Will he at least have his mother's car to retreat into? Or does this get lost in all the debt.

That car might be on its last legs, so don't know which will last longer. Barb or Car. Also, will Chris's debt companies be able to collect the car for debt payments?

 

[Fapcop]

That car might be on its last legs, so don't know which will last longer. Barb or Car. Also, will Chris's debt companies be able to collect the car for debt payments?

Depends. Technically they probably could, but if it’s an old beater barely worth anything, they’ll usually just say “fuck it” because selling it is more trouble and expense than it is worth.


Of course one exception would be if a ween bought some of their debt and had it repossessed for the lulz.

"Swallow before you die you filthy fucking whore!"

Heartwarming posts like this is why I keep coming back to the farms!

 

[RubberbandMan]

I think when Barbs does croak like the frog she is; one of two things could happen. One is that Chris is sent into a institution because of the whole dimensional merge shit, the second is that he becomes completely homeless and whores himself to anyone he comes across.