Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[BurningPewter]

Based Chris.

I still remember Chris standing up to Doopie about MLP facts. One thing you can say about Chris, he is never cucked.

 

[queerape]

My ideas of what would probably happen...:​

1. Chris becomes homeless.​
2. Troons comes to his aid.​
3. Something, something church-related.​
4. (Unlikely) Chris actually turns himself around.​
5. Chris commits suicide.​
6. Chris gets into some kind of accident and dies.​
7. Gets fucked by Idea Guys.​
8. @Jacob Sockness comes to his aid and Chris lives in San Francisco with him.​
9. Chris sits and does nothing while Barb decomposes.​
10. Chris kills somebody.​

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The rat king route is one Chris could take, by playing the oppressed lesbian troon card.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I still remember Chris standing up to Doopie about MLP facts. One thing you can say about Chris, he is never cucked.

Liquid did a fine job of it.

 

[Mynanship]

I think when barb dies chris will leave her body in the house for at least a day before we find out

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

How many Experience Points is Barb worth and does she drop anything good?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I think when barb dies chris will leave her body in the house for at least a day before we find out

There's a reasonably good chance "we" will find out before the authorities.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I still remember Chris standing up to Doopie about MLP facts. One thing you can say about Chris, he is never cucked.

The first several troll girlfriends Chris had cucked him hard. Ivy exerted minimal effort and had Chris jumping through hoops.

 

[BurningPewter]

and then the boy Red Pilled himself and got wise

 

[Mynanship]

How many Experience Points is Barb worth and does she drop anything good?

i reckon at least 100

 

[Nolle Prosequi]

I think when barb dies chris will leave her body in the house for at least a day before we find out

You mean like that Happy Mommy kid on 4chan? I don't find that too hard to believe.

 

[Maxliam]

You mean like that Happy Mommy kid on 4chan? I don't find that too hard to believe.

So basically Norman Bates and Ed Wood conceived a child....

 

[Marvin]

There's a reasonably good chance "we" will find out before the authorities.

There's no chance of that happening. Chris will lose his shit and call 911 immediately. He's done it before.

 

[Nolle Prosequi]

There's no chance of that happening. Chris will lose his shit and call 911 immediately. He's done it before.

Ah, okay, my bad. I was not aware he'd done so before (I was out of the CWC loop a lot during the last year or two). That's good to hear, though!

 

[Marvin]

Ah, okay, my bad. I was not aware he'd done so before (I was out of the CWC loop a lot during the last year or two). That's good to hear, though!

It's not a publicly documented story, but one time he was driving like two hours away because he's banned from all the gamestops in the area, and he called to check in on Barb. She was asleep and didn't hear the phone. He flipped out and called 911.

 

[WandelustBiatch]

People have been saying for 3 years now she's gonna die. Like a cockroach at this point.

 

[AnOminous]

People have been saying for 3 years now she's gonna die. Like a cockroach at this point.

Used to be in the she'll live forever camp, but she's looking pretty rough.

 

[Nero]

It's not a publicly documented story, but one time he was driving like two hours away because he's banned from all the gamestops in the area, and he called to check in on Barb. She was asleep and didn't hear the phone. He flipped out and called 911.

But what are the chances he tweets a picture of Barbs stiff corpse on twitter in a fit of depression? Didn't he do that with the cat his dog mauled?

 

[fiu0cm]

Didn't he do that with the cat his dog mauled?

That was a fake picture.

 

[Nero]

Ah ok, I wasn't exactly sure.

 

[Mr. 0]

Used to be in the she'll live forever camp, but she's looking pretty rough.

She probably died in jail in 2011 and has just been possessed all this time since. Her state in the recent pictures is just the body decaying at a slower rate than it normally would.