Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

So, can it be assumed that him retconing the virginity of his CWCville counterpart is due to outside influence?
It might be an outside influence. Or it might've been Chris trying to pull a comparison situation. "in this universe I got laid, in this universe I didn't whoahhhh deeeppp"
Ladies' prison.
Oh pfft, that's not real prison.
Also, repeat offenders often look forward to getting out of jail and going to prison. Especially for women, and Chris wouldn't go to men's prison, I don't think.
Y'think? In VA?
 
If Barb dies during the period of closing her estate, imagine the random shit Chris will try to sell on eBay. The dogs would have to be put down: no one wants fat, feral creatures only loyal to the hoard. He might be able to bring his pussies.
 
that can change if push comes to shove

this wont change though, but he'll put up with it and bitch about it later.

as long as he doesn't shit himself he'll be fine

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possibly irrelevant

perfect CEO

perfect popstar
also a lot of jobs don't need that much with intelligence

okay so he can be a rapper then

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you know he will


with how he is, it's more like frying french fries.. amiright fellas?



chris wont be in jail for that long
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Chris wouldn't end up going to jail. The autism card doubles as a get out of jail free card
 
He's wanted to before, he's just not very smart.
Like most people can't even get it right the first time without a gun. He'd fuck up literally every step of the way somehow. I could see him maybe "attempting" suicide by weakly choking himself until he decides he's reset his CPU or some shit, like Fred Flintstone getting hit on the head.
 
She bound her soul to the hoard-crux and will be resurrected as garbage incarnate... So not much would change really :/
 
Honestly the idea of finding a rental house for Chris is probably some thing his WhiteKnights should really try to help him do. Barb is going to completely keep making his life worse. I'm sure if he was in a rental situation and his WhiteKnights explained he can't let garbage pile up, he'd actually be tossing it out.
For the fools that insist on giving Chris money for no reason/useless crap, helping Chris to live on his own would be the one beneficial thing they can donate towards.
 
I'm more (morbidly) interested in how long it will take for Chris to find out, i mean i doubt his sense of smell is the best and she seems to be gradually declining to a creepy tour-skeleton...
 
Best case scenario. Though really Chris would not be happy. He would be miserable in a situation like this where he isn't king.

It's not about being king, autistic people suck at sharing, especially those like me and Chris that are lower down the spectrum. Maybe Chris should hate Aspergers, because if she had that, she would be functional enough to work. I know California well enough. My brother lived in my aunt's garage for 90 days, here the garage isn't considered living space, so he was legally homeless and took advantage of food banks and assistance programs. If this works federally, Chris could do the same and get housing through the link below. I plan to call the service below and find out what connections they have for at risk individuals like the Chandlers to keep their house.
http://www.virginiasupportivehousing.org/region/charlottesville/

If anything like this exists in Virginia, I think those here in contact should help find out if Chris is "now" willing to try it. I plan to attend this for myself, looks like good fun. Chris needs some sort of social interaction. She could meet others similar and it looks like a ton of fun.
http://www.thearcsf.org/what-we-do/services/friends-like-me.html

I had enough time off the bottle to realize if I couldn't live with Alicia Salazar, another autistic who was very mellow, had healthy hobbies and outside friends that didn't troll her. I was going to put Chris in my spare room, currently the Temple of Doom. She is maladjusted, never learned healthy coping tools, trolling doesn't bother me much, but her attitudes do, even though I have many of the underlying issues. God forbid, she tries to make me cover my nips, this house is clothing optional and bathing required. I think I would drive her insane before she drives me insane.

What I wanted for Chris early on was a future. It turns out I arrived too late to the game. Maybe the Homeless Saga will be forever, I did what I can with the resources at my disposal. I'm now reaching out to you https://kiwifarms.net/members/the-captain.23744/ about Chris's future after Barb. Being plenty autistic myself, I know about services you might not know about. Since I'm using the services Chris needs, I know how to get them. PM me, I'll make a habit of checking in the morning instead of later.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kGkfUkbMNg8

Best case scenario. Though really Chris would not be happy. He would be miserable in a situation like this where he isn't king.
Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, live with "special people"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning, moaning and blather coming from the faces around you?
 
My ideas of what would probably happen...:
  1. Chris becomes homeless.
  2. Troons comes to his aid.
  3. Something, something church-related.
  4. (Unlikely) Chris actually turns himself around.
  5. Chris commits suicide.
  6. Chris gets into some kind of accident and dies.
  7. Gets fucked by Idea Guys.
  8. @Jacob Sockness comes to his aid and Chris lives in San Francisco with him.
  9. Chris sits and does nothing while Barb decomposes.
  10. Chris kills somebody.
 
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