Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Raiken]

I saw a movie set in WW1 where a guy was basically paralayzed from the waist down and there were rats eating his legs under his blanket, but as he had no feeling, he assumed it was him getting the ability to move back. Thanks for that horribly creepy image but on a barb scale..!

Did he use the mass of rats as a mobile platform to move agian, right?

 

[drtoboggan]

So does Barb have any redeeming features at all? I have never heard a nice word said about her on this forum, not even a tiny sliver of salvation?

Not one.

 

[AnOminous]

So does Barb have any redeeming features at all? I have never heard a nice word said about her on this forum, not even a tiny sliver of salvation?

She's handy with the pigs.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

So does Barb have any redeeming features at all? I have never heard a nice word said about her on this forum, not even a tiny sliver of salvation?

She did save Chris from hard time.

Why did Bob even marry her? Its not like he knocked her up or something.

She does lavish attention. Bob was probably feeling a little neglected in his marriage.

 

[Guardsman42]

She did save Chris from hard time.



She does lavish attention. Bob was probably feeling a little neglected in his marriage.

Given the implications from Chris him self they do sexual acts with each other..maybe Bob was lucky he wasn't getting some?

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Given the implications from Chris him self they do sexual acts with each other..maybe Bob was lucky he wasn't getting some?

I don't think they perform sexual acts. I think it's just inappropriate cuddling.

 

[mistermgtow]

Maybe I'll rent a room in the chandler house someday and help he pay teh mortgage. Two tugboats is better than one!!

 

[HSLAW EEL YRAM]

Is 14b still under mortgage? I was worried enough about chris paying property tax and utilities when barb dies.

 

[Guardsman42]

Is 14b still under mortgage? I was worried enough about chris paying property tax and utilities when barb dies.

I believe it is. There is so much crippling debt even with out that Barb is gonna pass to Chris it's pretty much the same.

 

[Marvin]

I believe it is. There is so much crippling debt even with out that Barb is gonna pass to Chris it's pretty much the same.

Barb sometimes has Chris pay off her debt with his credit cards. Barb will leave behind a pristine, debt free corpse. Chris will carry her debt to his grave.

 

[Holiday Special]

Is 14b still under mortgage? I was worried enough about chris paying property tax and utilities when barb dies.

It was paid off by Bob and then he and/or Barb took out a second mortgage (not sure as to the date) and used it for frivolous shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Barb sometimes has Chris pay off her debt with his credit cards. Barb will leave behind a pristine, debt free corpse. Chris will carry her debt to his grave.

If it's on credit cards all he has to do is declare bankruptcy. They can't collect on shit.

Unfortunately, it's probably going to be pretty traumatic for him to leave the house, since the bank is going to get that for sure.

 

[Marigold]

If it's on credit cards all he has to do is declare bankruptcy. They can't collect on shit.

Unfortunately, it's probably going to be pretty traumatic for him to leave the house, since the bank is going to get that for sure.

And you know all of those animals of his will be screwed. Chris won't even be able to handle himself, much less two dogs and some cats.

We might want to make a plan for that before Chris tries to sell an autographed Clover and Snoopy to w e e n s on eBay.

 

[Ariel]

Chris will have to resort to selling himself for cheeseburgers.

 

[White bubblegum]

I'll give Barb one thing, she tolerated her tarded son enough to not leave him.

 

[Holiday Special]

Chris will have to resort to selling himself for cheeseburgers.

I already saw that episode of Maury.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris will have to resort to selling himself for cheeseburgers.

A man's gotta eat.

 

[Ariel]

A man's gotta eat.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

If it's on credit cards all he has to do is declare bankruptcy. They can't collect on shit.

Unfortunately, it's probably going to be pretty traumatic for him to leave the house, since the bank is going to get that for sure.

Hobo Saga would be a really fucking sad way to end this story.

 

[Zarkov]

I'll give Barb one thing, she tolerated her tarded son enough to not leave him.

Since he pays the bills and she regularly steals his money it would have been pretty dumb of her to leave.

Really it's Chris who deserves sympathy for putting up with that fat cunt for so long.