Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Thank you, so we just have to wait untill Alan gives us some details about it.

I don't have that kind of patience for CWC related news. I need da update now, Now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!

 

[Womacker]

When Barb dies, shits gonna happen to US, forget Chris.

They closed the CWCki down for a time after Bob's death. A whole phone call in the Post-Mortem of Bob's death is listed as a "black tape."

@Marvin has stated time after time about how "We" stopped trolling after Bob's death. If Bob's death was that much of a blow to Chris, then when he loses mommy, the only woman who ever loved him, then my fellow Kiwi's we might have to scatter.

Agreed. I think when Barb dies then the Sonichu board needs to do at least a two week lockdown and at least a month moratorium with interacting with Chris besides paying our respects.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Agreed. I think when Barb dies then the Sonichu board needs to do at least a two week lockdown and at least a month moratorium with interacting with Chris besides paying our respects.

So that means the Kiwis get a month vacation, being unpaid on top of that?

 

[Kosher Dill]

I hear Barb was just faking a heart attack because someone tried to serve court papers on her for a debt collection.

 

[Marvin]

I hear Barb was just faking a heart attack because someone tried to serve court papers on her for a debt collection.

Barb's been known to do things like that to people. Even going so far as to go to the hospital over it.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Barb's been known to do things like that to people. Even going so far as to go to the hospital over it.

Has it ever worked even once or did she just keep doing it anyway? She's getting sued now.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Barb's been known to do things like that to people. Even going so far as to go to the hospital over it.

How many of those times were Barb "dying of a broken heart" when Chris tried to disobey her?

 

[Jack Awful]

Barb's been known to do things like that to people. Even going so far as to go to the hospital over it.

It would be just like Barb to get our hopes up like that...
I'll wait for more info though.
With her debt and health her faking it and something bad actually happening seem equally likely.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Her holey buttocks have reached the terminal stage.

 

[Marvin]

Has it ever worked even once or did she just keep doing it anyway? She's getting sued now.

I don't think she usually tries it that often on people who'll see through her bullshit. She did get taken to the hospital while being arrested during the Oct 28th thing. What they usually do when you pull that shit is that they'll take you to the hospital and handcuff you to a bed or chair or something.

Heh, the idea of Barb handcuffed in the hospital is pretty funny to me.

How many of those times were Barb "dying of a broken heart" when Chris tried to disobey her?

Most of them, I'm sure.

With her debt and health her faking it and something bad actually happening seem equally likely.

Yeah, that's the thing: Barb will suffer a serious health issue someday and eventually die. But no one will be able to predict when it'll happen, and sadly enough, that includes Chris. She's jerked him around plenty with faking (again, going to the hospital / having 911 called sometimes) over the years.

 

[Picklepower]

lol "Really Chris Im having a real heart attack this time!!" Chris "hmm uh yeah uh" *keeps playing vidya.

 

[Elaine Benes]

die barb

 

[Silver Octopus]

Why is Barb not dead yet?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Why is Barb not dead yet?

I'M WORKIN' ON IT!

 

[Broseph]

@Marvin has stated time after time about how "We" stopped trolling after Bob's death. If Bob's death was that much of a blow to Chris, then when he loses mommy, the only woman who ever loved him, then my fellow Kiwi's we might have to scatter.

This will be the song that plays when that day finally comes

 

[feedtheoctopus]

When Barb dies, shits gonna happen to US, forget Chris.

They closed the CWCki down for a time after Bob's death. A whole phone call in the Post-Mortem of Bob's death is listed as a "black tape."

@Marvin has stated time after time about how "We" stopped trolling after Bob's death. If Bob's death was that much of a blow to Chris, then when he loses mommy, the only woman who ever loved him, then my fellow Kiwi's we might have to scatter.

That phone call is Chris crying about his dead father I believe. None of us needed to hear that shit. People on this site have a lot of fun at Chris's expense, but there's some shit you just flat out shouldn't throw into internet land. A moment like that is a prime example. These are real people, kooky as they are

Why is Barb not dead yet?

She's running on pure spite at this point.

 

[Zookie]

Chris will inherit the hoard and sell it on ebay for millions, then use it to start up the sonichu company so we can get a new issue monthly (and then he'll spend the profits on sex toys, lego and vidya)

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Chris will inherit the hoard and sell it on ebay for millions, then use it to start up the sonichu company so we can get a new issue monthly (and then he'll spend the profits on sex toys, lego and vidya)

After spending the profits he gets addicted to spending again. He keeps doing so untill he runs out of money and can't afford to keep the Sonichu company up. As a result he ends up begging on Youtube again.

 

[Silvally]

He would probably make it out to be our fault some how

 

[*Asterisk*]

Agreed. I think when Barb dies then the Sonichu board needs to do at least a two week lockdown and at least a month moratorium with interacting with Chris besides paying our respects.

Like what was done for Christmas?