Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

I do hope Chris will be allowed to go the the service, and say the eulogy.


Getting that on video will be gold.
Chris starting the eulogy with his classic stress sigh :lit:.

I was just reading about barb on the cwcki and only just knowing she had breast cancer and I'm honestly impressed that she's not dead after life has throw at her like slipping and falling getting into a car crash, wouldn't it be crazy if she lives to her 90's!.
 
Seriously though, if Chris had ER's looks Chris could've probably gotten laid. ER was even more damaged socially than Chris. At least Chris actually tried to talk to girls once in a while.
Chris honestly reminds me alot of ER's friend that also went on a shooting spree. Going on about how "pepe the frog types will inherent the earth" during interrogation.

Chris definitely started rambling on about the dimensional merge if he was questioned by police.
 
Chris starting the eulogy with his classic stress sigh :lit:.

I was just reading about barb on the cwcki and only just knowing she had breast cancer and I'm honestly impressed that she's not dead after life has throw at her like slipping and falling getting into a car crash, wouldn't it be crazy if she lives to her 90's!.

Stress-sigh then shitting him self would be the most logical outcome.

Also Barb's funeral might be the only one I can think of where you need to hire mourners.
 
Chris honestly reminds me alot of ER's friend that also went on a shooting spree. Going on about how "pepe the frog types will inherent the earth" during interrogation.

Chris definitely started rambling on about the dimensional merge if he was questioned by police.
I always wonder how these morons think that will work. Bitch, you can't even convince a fat chick to spread her legs, what makes you think the rest of us are going to bow down to your weak no pussy-getting ass?
 
And that's the key to understanding why Chris does anything, he almost never thinks "this is wrong" when he does it. It's either good but prohibited by evil jerkops (and good people will understand his actions), or he genuinely believes that it's the correct thing to do and everyone else would agree with him -- because Chris has no capacity for theory of mind.

It's the same reason a lot of autistic people tell shitty inappropriate jokes -- because they don't understand that other people might not find something funny that they find funny. Complete failure of theory of mind.

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I know this sounds like armchair psychology bullshit, but I really don't feel like powerleveling to explain how I know this is true.
I think its gone further than that, Chris's lack of theory of mind is complete and absolute. He's mind blind. That, combined with his Borb's enablement and the delusions make me think he's slowly slipping into some form of solipsism.

He barely recognizes human beings as sentient entities with their own wills if at all. He expects everything to circle around him and all conditions be changed to suit him. His lack of ToM leads him assumption is that since he thinks he's an omnipresent godhead everyone must think so and must kowtow appropriately.

In Chris's mind he's incapable of wrongdoing BECAUSE he's Chris.
 
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He barely recognizes human beings as sentient beings with their own wills if at all.
I would go even a step further - he doesn't recognize that others have their own lives. Remember, he expects people to watch every YouTube video of his that he just randomly posts if it's "adressed" to them. As you correctly pointed out, Chris' universe revolves around him. Everyone else is an NPC to be used, molded, raped, discarded at will.
 
I would go even a step further - he doesn't recognize that others have their own lives. Remember, he expects people to watch every YouTube video of his that he just randomly posts if it's "adressed" to them. As you correctly pointed out, Chris' universe revolves around him. Everyone else is an NPC to be used, molded, raped, discarded at will.
Well yeah that's basically Solipsism, the belief that one is the only entity in a universe created of their own thoughts. Every input, be it a tree, a person, or a videogame character redesign with blue arms are really a manifestation of the observer (Chris).

Like the Monarch of Pointland from "Flatland".
 
Well yeah that's basically Solipsism, the belief that one is the only entity in a universe created of their own thoughts. Every input, be it a tree, a person, or a videogame character redesign with blue arms are really a manifestation of the observer (Chris).

Like the Monarch of Pointland from "Flatland".

I'll offer a counterargument that it's not that bad. I think Chris definitely recognizes that other people exist as independent entities. People with his condition don't assume that other people are NPCs, they just merely assume their actions are guided by the same thought processes and information as themselves.

Part of the failure of theory of mind is also expressed in the failure of object permanence, something that is usually developed before theory of mind. Chris has only the most basic level of object permanence -- once he has seen something he can understand that it still there when it leaves his view. What he lacks is the ability to anticipate things that he has not encountered yet. Things outside his immediate world are not real places to him (meanwhile, his imaginary world *IS* real, or at least more real than places, things, and people he doesn't know about).

To some degree this is a normal human trait. Ask someone to draw a map of their state and they'll normally exaggerate the size of the parts they are familiar with. Ask them to draw a world map and the same thing happens. The younger the person, the more pronounced the effect. With very small children they can only draw a map of places they have personally experienced.

To Chris, Central Virginia is basically the whole universe. He can hear about other places but they pale in comparison to the size and scope of Charlottesville and Richmond. When there are fires in Australia, ALL OF AUSTRALIA IS BURNING and thus PandaHalo dies because Australia occupies a smaller place in Chris's world than Ruckersville. Places like Baltimore and Philadelphia that Chris has been to are appendages hanging off the side of Virginia. There's a long straight line to Ohio vaguely in the back of Chris' mind, probably significantly shorter than in real life because he was probably lost in thought for most of the drive.

So while Chris can see information that there are billions of videos on youtube, his own internalized understanding is that there are only the videos he encounters. Thus, everyone sees the same videos he does, so when he posts a video EVERYONE will see it unless they're just not paying attention to youtube like he is.

So it's not that Chris doesn't think other people are real. He just only understands them as real in the context of his own experience. If they're outside of that experience, they just don't register, and any thoughts, feelings and behaviors that rely on experience that Chris does not experience himself are forever inscrutable to him, and can only be explained by assigning misunderstanding or malice to other people.

Again, this is a normal human trait that many people have trouble overcoming. Try getting a Christian to get along with a Muslim, or a Democrat to get along with a Republican. Most people can figure it out through actual interaction with others, but Chris can't even figure out why someone like Megan might not want to be touched because obviously it FEELS GOOD.

Chris doesn't think you're an NPC. He just only understands (and fails to understand) you through his own lens.
 
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For the first time, all of the attention directed at Chris may be to his advantage. This is an extremely uncomfortable case for the DA and while it might not be extremely high profile, many people are watching and demanding that something proper be done about him.

Also he wouldn't have to be ordered to a facility specifically in Virginia. I've seen judges order people to rehabs out of state and I'm sure the same rules apply to psych facilities, even though they definitely have options there. The only place I could see not having a group home system/psych facility would be Rhode Island, and that's just because of square mileage.
Providence is big enough of a shithole to have such a facility
 
Wait, who and when was this?
I think they're talking about Alek Minassian, a Canadian incel who drove a truck through a group of people back in 2018. He didn't shoot anyone, but he did succeed in killing 11 people and injuring 15. He claimed to be an online friend of Elliot Rodger and even talked with him just prior to Rodger's Day of Retribution.

His interrogation is something else. Jim Can't Swim did a video on it, but the TLDW is that he was convinced there was gonna be an incel uprising against the Stacies and Chads (and yes, he used those terms; it's surreal to see the detective trying to follow along on Minassian's logic).

 
"What will happen when Barb Dies?"

This will depend heavily on whether Chris is the one in charge of and able to take possession of the body. If yes... add mummification and necrophilia to the list. If no, then hopefully her sister has the good sense to have her cremated.
 
"What will happen when Barb Dies?"

This will depend heavily on whether Chris is the one in charge of and able to take possession of the body. If yes... add mummification and necrophilia to the list. If no, then hopefully her sister has the good sense to have her cremated.
Why would they pay extra when she already has a space in the columbarium?
 
Why would they pay extra when she already has a space in the columbarium?

That's a place to put her ashes, but do we know if her cremation is pre-paid? Somehow I doubt it is.

Off topic, but funeral directors always try to find a way to make you pay extra. I don't know much about Barb's family, but if Barb herself is anything to go by, they're likely the sort those shysters prey upon.

Chris, of course, wouldn't pay anything. He'd spend the cremation money on 'some lego' and then beg the internet to pay for the funeral.
 
Why wouldn't Bob have bought it at the same time as he bought the niche? It already has her name on it.

Bob might have purchased a package deal, but a lot of funeral homes don't include cremation costs with pre-purchased spaces because they can't predict the eventual operating cost for themselves (the price of fuel, how fat the future 'client' might become, and so on - it takes a lot more gas than you might think to burn up a corpse). And even if cremations costs were pre-paid, almost all funeral homes try pretend that they weren't. There are a few, rare exceptions, but for the most part undertaking is not a very honest, nor honorable, industry.

So yes, if Bob pre-paid for Barb's cremation, and if Barb kept track of the contract, and if the paperwork didn't go up in smoke in the fire, and if Barb still remembers the arrangements through her senility, and if she told Uncle Tom and Aunt Harriet about it, and if Tom and Harriet go to the right funeral home, and if the funeral home actually honors the agreement, then maybe, just maybe, they won't have to pay for her cremation.

Edit: All that said, liquid cremation seems much more appropriate for Barb somehow, but I doubt Bob would have sprung the cash for that. The runoff could be used to make soap to sell on the internet. I can see the weens lining up for miles to buy a Bar o' Barb.
 
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There are a few, rare exceptions, but for the most part undertaking is not a very honest, nor honorable, industry.
At the point you're purchasing their product, they already have you by the nuts. It is hard to be in a worse negotiating position, which is why to resolve as much of it as possible before you need it.
 
At the point you're purchasing their product, they already have you by the nuts. It is hard to be in a worse negotiating position, which is why to resolve as much of it as possible before you need it.

Burning and putting Barb in the dirt is probably one situation where weens would probably help. It seems like the decent thing to do, and Chris isn't gonna do it.
 
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