Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Guardsman42]

Chris Chan would be a fool not to take this to trial. Any plea deal would not be lenient enough because he would have to admit guilt in order to get a plea deal but he thinks he did nothing wrong thus I think this goes to trial. I wonder, will Chris Chan’s case be the first case in USA history where a man is found not guilty of having sex with his mom because of his autism? Legal scholars will be discussing this trials for decades after it is over. Hell maybe even 100 years later people will be reading about the Chris Chan incest trial during American history class. If Chris Chan can prove Barb groomed him I think that it’s the best and only legal defense right now.

He would have to plead guilty, or try to argue deminished compacity and to say that maybe Barb enticed him

Maybe Chris Chan could bring up how his mom forced him to sleep in the same bed as him for a while

Chris Chan could go on the stand and his lawyer could ask him, “how did it make you feel when your mom forced you to share the same bed as you?” And Chris Chan will say, “I felt uncomfortable sir.”

It's scary that from a legal point of view you have a point on how he could possibly get out of this situation.

Though the biggest problem in this is 'Chris never shuts the fuck up and listens for any length of time' so he'd torpedo the entire defense. There is how ever some thing to Chris was groomed. From past reports it's hard to deny it. I don't think Chris started the odd flirty mannerisms personally. He's fair to socially awkward, and I think Barb encouraged it.

 

[Rukario]

It's scary that from a legal point of view you have a point on how he could possibly get out of this situation.

Though the biggest problem in this is 'Chris never shuts the fuck up and listens for any length of time' so he'd torpedo the entire defense. There is how ever some thing to Chris was groomed. From past reports it's hard to deny it. I don't think Chris started the odd flirty mannerisms personally. He's fair to socially awkward, and I think Barb encouraged it.

At this point I assume the best option for the court trial would be for Heilberg to let Chris rant about the dimensional merge for 3 hours, then plead insanity.

If Heilberg managed to convince Chris to keep quiet, they could possibly go for the defense mentioned. But not only does that rely on Chris keeping his mouth shut, it would mean bringing Barbara into the courtroom or getting a statement from her. Which would lead to her either denying the allegations against her (dooming her Son/Daughter/Sonichu/whatever to Prison) or confessing to crimes (Incest and Child Neglect) herself to protect her son.

 

[Ophelia]

At this point I assume the best option for the court trial would be for Heilberg to let Chris rant about the dimensional merge for 3 hours, then plead insanity.

“The Insanity Defense Is Not Like You Saw On TV” has been explained a thousand times.

If Heilberg managed to convince Chris to keep quiet, they could possibly go for the defense mentioned. But not only does that rely on Chris keeping his mouth shut,

Chris can keep his mouth shut to a sufficient degree. He always has in these situations.

it would mean bringing Barbara into the courtroom or getting a statement from her. Which would lead to her either denying the allegations against her (dooming her Son/Daughter/Sonichu/whatever to Prison) or confessing to crimes (Incest and Child Neglect) herself to protect her son.

It’s been explained why this isn’t the case.

 

[AnOminous]

At this point I assume the best option for the court trial would be for Heilberg to let Chris rant about the dimensional merge for 3 hours, then plead insanity.

He's arrogant, obnoxious, clearly completely unrepentant, and would be absolutely crucified on cross examination. The jury would ask the judge if they could just get a rope and do the job themselves.

 

[A-№1]

At this point I assume the best option for the court trial would be for Heilberg to let Chris rant about the dimensional merge for 3 hours, then plead insanity.

And risk prejudicing a jury faster than you can say "mistrial"?

The thing about Chris' case is nobody really wants to deal with it. Why else are the judge and prosecution so happy to go along with all these continuances? And they absolutely, sure as fuck, don't want to risk dealing with it a second time.

Is Chris being allowed to wear a belt in jail?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

He's arrogant, obnoxious, clearly completely unrepentant, and would be absolutely crucified on cross examination. The jury would ask the judge if they could just get a rope and do the job themselves.

I can picture everyone getting tired of Chris' goddess chat very quickly

Could a prosecutor humour him on the dimensional merge then tear him to shreds pointing out all it's fallacies with stress sighs and tantrums galore?

.....And then the defence objects stating they're here to talk facts or something to that effect which leads to more stress sighs and tantrums.

 

[Ophelia]

I can picture everyone getting tired of Chris' goddess chat very quickly

They’ve heard worse.

Could a prosecutor humour him on the dimensional merge then tear him to shreds pointing out all it's fallacies with stress sighs and tantrums galore?

.....And then the defence objects stating they're here to talk facts or something to that effect which leads to more stress sighs and tantrums.

No. Even if that were to happen, Chris would mentally write them off as a hater and mostly ignore them. He’s not usually the zippy screaming tard he used to be. He’s been worn down to an extent. Even back in the day he only put up with things like the Father Call because there was possible china. He didn’t retain anything from the dressing down and logic bombs.

 

[Dylan]

In alternative universe where Chris did not get caught for incest, Barb's dead body would remain in the house for Chris to fuck whenever he wants.

 

[Shiversblood]

Think about it like this, if Barb was the one who died and Bob was the living parent, it would kind of be a completely different dynamic. Women are usually seen as victims instead of perpetrators usually. But what if in some weird different life where things turned differently, if Chris Chan told the trolls that he was having sex with Bob every three days, instead of Barb. Think about how insane that would be! Chris Chan was very desperate and has no access to a woman and Barb was just there in his house. Barb is old as hell but Chris Chan didn’t know how to get a woman his age to his house. Would bob be the one arrested for incest, instead of chris Chan arrested for incest, if Barb died instead of Bob. Chris Chan deteriorated a lot in recent times so there’s just no tellling what that Chris Chan would have done. It’s probably a good thing Chris Chan is in jail right now. The man is just too dangerous to have him being in the free world. Demand that Barb take the stand during his trial. He can’t be allowed to just go home and force Barb to have sex with him again if he is found not guilty. It’s too dangerous to release Chris Chan. The absolute very first thing Chris Chan would do if released is just immediately go straight for barbs pussy to try and have sex again. Barb is not strong enough physically. Yes she groomed him but a elderly woman’s body is not as healthy as a young woman’s so she might not want sex as much but Chris Chan would want it immediately. If they released Chris Chan and they said, “okay now listen up Chris Chan, do you promise you won’t have sex with ur mom if we release you?” And Chris Chan would cross his fingers behind his back and say “yes” even tho in his mind he would know that he is lying and would want to have sex with Barb again.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

In alternative universe where Chris did not get caught for incest, Barb's dead body would remain in the house for Chris to fuck whenever he wants.

Can't believe we were denied the Norman Bates saga.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Can't believe we were denied the Norman Bates saga.

It's interesting Chris knew who that was when he was asked about it.

"I am not a Bates!"

Films like Psycho wouldn't be on Chris' favorites list. Then again he may have heard of Psycho through a cartoon reference.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Films like Psycho wouldn't be on Chris' favorites list. Then again he may have heard of Psycho through a cartoon reference.

Definitely this. I could do an Edward G Robinson and Peter Lorre impression before I even knew who they were.

Psycho and all the old films have been parodied to death, he's probably seen it from that.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It's interesting Chris knew who that was when he was asked about it.

"I am not a Bates!"

Films like Psycho wouldn't be on Chris' favorites list. Then again he may have heard of Psycho through a cartoon reference.

The TV show is more likely, it was a hit with the LGBT crowd apparently.

 

[Ophelia]

It's interesting Chris knew who that was when he was asked about it.

"I am not a Bates!"

Films like Psycho wouldn't be on Chris' favorites list. Then again he may have heard of Psycho through a cartoon reference.

Chris watched lots of older things and has shown an interest in horror (or in Saw, at any rate).

But he probably got this from cartoons. It’s a heavily referenced property. Someone should’ve called him an Oedipus.

 

[A-№1]

Think about it like this, if Barb was the one who died and Bob was the living parent, it would kind of be a completely different dynamic.

It would be a completely different dynamic because, without Barb to stop him, Bob would have kicked Chris out years ago.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

It would be a completely different dynamic because, without Barb to stop him, Bob would have kicked Chris out years ago.

That's an interesting theory. I could definitely see Bob being harder on Chris than he was with Barb around. A lot of the stuff Chris whines about in his youth and autism, it seems more and more likely it came from Barb. "The school district conspired against us", "The county is conspiring to keep us here and not let us sell our house". These aren't things that sound like they sprang up from Bob, who despite his faults, wasn't a complete moron in his life. It sounds like something some middle aged southern woman would complain about with her girlfriends down at the cafe.

Barb would have had to have croaked a lot earlier in Chris's life for Bob to have any effect. After Wendys and PVCC, and maybe a few years after, Chris could have turned around, at least in some major ways, after that? Probably wouldn't have helped, it might have stopped the really major trooning, but Chris does whatever he wants to do.

 

[King Kiwi]

I think it's pretty obvious what's going to happen to Barb now:

Nursing home or her relatives will take pity on her and let her live with them.

...

Nursing home it is.
Hopefully they come visit.

 

[Ophelia]

A lot of the stuff Chris whines about in his youth and autism, it seems more and more likely it came from Barb. "The school district conspired against us", "The county is conspiring to keep us here and not let us sell our house". These aren't things that sound like they sprang up from Bob, who despite his faults, wasn't a complete moron in his life.

Bob seemed on board with the conspiracies. I don’t think we have enough evidence to absolve him.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob seemed on board with the conspiracies. I don’t think we have enough evidence to absolve him.

He was on board with the idea a bunch of locals were responsible for fucking with Chris and didn't understand the Internet. A bunch of people literally around the world were fucking with Chris, and literally conspiring to do it. He just mistakenly thought it was local bullies instead of world bullies.

He was an ancient geezer at the time. Was he just supposed to understand the Internet out of nowhere?

 

[thismanlies]

In alternative universe where Chris did not get caught for incest, Barb's dead body would remain in the house for Chris to fuck whenever he wants.

I figured he’d keep the body around so he could collect her social security checks and it’s only be discovered when Null came by to help Chris clean out the Hoard.