What will Frozen 3 be like? - Disney will keep making shitty remakes and sequels.

[Alex Hogendorp]

Since Wish is an absolute fucking disaster. Would Frozen 3 suck so bad the movie theatre catches fire?

 

[OrionBalls]

It will have songs that make Cats seem genius.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

The original movie shouldn't even have had a sequel in the first, what are they even trying to do with a third one?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

The original movie shouldn't even have had a sequel in the first, what are they even trying to do with a third one?

Well, they are gonna make it and release it on November 24, 2027. But the politicians would end up nuking us before this happens which means it may never happen. Frozen IV is also in development. God fucking kill me.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Well, they are gonna make it and release it on November 24, 2027. But the politicians would end up nuking us before this happens which means it may never happen. Frozen IV is also in development. God fucking kill me.

Disney is very optimistic thinking that they'll last until 2027 at this rate

 

[winterfag]

I'm gonna be honest, I completely forgot Frozen 2 was a thing. The original is such overrated trash, Tangled is infinitely better and I'm glad they didn't milk to death (yet)

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Frozen 3 will consist of a legion of lumberjacks cutting down Elsa's forest. Elsa will awaken after being asleep as a spirit and lack all of her memories. The tearing down of the forest is causing climate change again and she has to stop it. She faintly remembers Arendelle and decides to go back only to find out Anna and Kristoff are fucking dead and it's been over 100 years since she became a spirit. The new King is actually unbeknownst to Elsa, her grandson, Svenson named after the stupid fucking moose and he's started a logging company that's cutting down the forest. She tries to convince him to stop, but he refuses. However, he takes a liking to her and Elsa realizes that if she butters him up, maybe she can convince him to stop the logging. Yeah, we're going full Back to the Future on this shit. Cue the song numbers for cute dates and as they grow closer, Svenson learns of her amnesia and wants to help. He takes her to see the oldest citizen of Arendelle, who may just know about her origins and....It's Olaf. Why? Because of course it's fucking Olaf and I hate this audience and want to torture them. Olaf however is old and can't remember fuck all. Svenson proposes to her though saying if they can't find her past, then they can make a new future together. However, unbeknownst to everyone a climate disaster is approaching in the distance. Idk maybe it's another tidal wave. The same tidal wave as in 2. It's back for revenge. While on the verge of giving up, Elsa hears some kids singing a nursery rhyme about an ice queen. Olaf tells her that the old Queen used to sing it all the time. We're full on stealing Luck of the Fry-rish and realizes that Anna taught all the kids about her in nursery rhymes. She begins to regain her memories. She's horrified she's about to marry her own grandson (stealing a lot from Futurama today, huh?) and goes to tell him the truth. Before she can though, climate change happens and Elsa does her Frozening to stop it and save Arendelle. Again. The ending can go one of two ways, maybe Disney feels spicy and says Let It Go and let there be incest or they say "Nah Elsa is a girlboss who is strong and dun need no man!". Either one works fine, they all live happily ever after and Anna and Kristoff are still fucking dead and we're all stuck with Olaf.

We'll call it Frozen 3: Blue Balls errr...I mean...idk...Frozen In Time or some shit like that probably. You can bookmark this post by the way. In 2027, I bet I'm pretty damn accurate. If I am, DM me and tell me to launch a GoFundMe because I'm fucking suing the shit out of Disney. You heard it here first folks.

Edit: The new hit song will be titled Let It Goer, and it'll be sung as a solo by Olaf about how he got old and fat.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

There's a Frozen 2?

 

[Vecr]

All I remember is that one song with the awful snow/ice puns. It's possible the puns in the version in my head are better than the real ones, but I'm not going to check.

Again. The ending can go one of two ways, maybe Disney feels spicy and says Let It Go and let there be incest or they say "Nah Elsa is a girlboss who is strong and dun need no man!". Either one works fine, they all live happily ever after and Anna and Kristoff are still fucking dead and we're all stuck with Olaf.

Not lame and gay enough. The chicks they put in it need to be lame and gay.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Not lame and gay enough. The chicks they put in it need to be lame and gay.

Idk. Make Svenson a queen and make her gay. I really don't care as long as we torture the audience with a song from an old, dying Olaf. Maybe we can make Olaf gay too. He married another smaller child-like snowmen named Snowball. Yes it's a pedo joke but Disney won't know that when I pitch it to them.

 

[Chao Garden]

olaf will become disney's first ever gay character ever

 

[Calandrino]

What was Frozen 2 like?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I am pretty horrified that in 2027 people are gonna play the let it go song again.

 

[Moths]

Disney cant direct their way out of a wet paper bag nowadays. It'll suck and be shit like every other modern release that has the mouses mark of shit quality.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Disney cant direct their way out of a wet paper bag nowadays. It'll suck and be shit like every other modern release that has the mouses mark of shit quality.

Hey, Inside Out 2 was good, altought that one was made by Pixar