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Cocaine and bitches.
And by that, I mean G-Fuel and pony figures.
And by that, I mean G-Fuel and pony figures.
Money What will chris spend the 750$ he stole from barb on?
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Fast food, toys and games as usual, he is still expecting that convention money so he will spend like crazy.
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Even if he did take the $750 for a plane ticket last I heard his account was still -$200 so he's got a net positive of $550. If his tugboat comes the first of the month he still wouldn't have enough for the ticket until tomorrow at the earliest so I really don't see the point of taking the $750 now but then again he is retarded.
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No doubt some MLP merch or legos, or both. Not sure if he'll try and flee Virginia considering how easy it'll be for the local law enforcement to grab him but knowing how many bad decisions he's made so far, I can see a thread posting his mug shot in the near future.
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Will Chris make it to Seattle? Will our hero end up homeless in the Pacific Northwest like another Lolcow we know?
Stay tuned for another exciting episode of the Chris Chan Show folks!
Stay tuned for another exciting episode of the Chris Chan Show folks!
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Custom molded masturbator, modeled after Borbs vagina. And Legos.
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He forgot his at home, so he needs a new one. He's gonna be gone from the house for over 3 days! How will he hope :,(
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Where Chris is going with all that money is either going to buy toys and crap (Legos, transformers, and so on etc) or for once get a motel to stay at. With this rate it's the ladder I won't be surprised if he buy with the $750 is the toys instead.
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Keep in mind he literally mentioned two separate shopping malls in the same discussion regarding the money. Chris isn't capable of coming up with a scheme to avoid prosecution. His first thoughts were to spend it on toys and other junk.Can we have a seperate thread on this since the incest one is so fast right now?
Some people are saying it could be a plane ticket
Personally I think he is going to buy a gun and shoot the jerkops. or he could blow it all on a lego set.
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Chris will do the responsible thing and use the money to get a hotel room for a few days, buy himself a nice interviewing suit, get a job, then pay back Barb, with interest even.
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At this point I've given up on guessing entirely. It's a toss up, friends. I'm just thinking of what we know.
1) Everfree is still a few weeks away, so there's absolutely nothing of interest to Chris in Seattle right now. He'd be on the streets with no food, no money, no shelter, no one left to help him, and also no car since he'd have to leave his behind.
2) Having been removed from the "comforts" of his home for what may now potentially be the rest of his life, he'll need that money for food, gas, and the hotel/motel stays
3) Chris doesn't budget and is a compulsive spender, so that money will likely be spent long before Everfree starts on the aforementioned needs.
Now, I'm not saying all that means Chris fleeing to Seattle is beyond the realms of possibility. There's very, very few lines left. Bar him strait murdering someone, I don't know he can get lower. Oh, I forgot-
4) Chris' original plan for getting to Everfree was to drive there.
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5) Chris, among many other things, is a coward.
So with THAT said, if he did decide to try and flee I think reverting to plan A in an effort to avoid the Jerkops at the airport is more likely. Would still be an insanely stupid plan and he might still run out of money before he gets there assuming his car doesn't break down (again), but well, this is Chris we're talking about.
1) Everfree is still a few weeks away, so there's absolutely nothing of interest to Chris in Seattle right now. He'd be on the streets with no food, no money, no shelter, no one left to help him, and also no car since he'd have to leave his behind.
2) Having been removed from the "comforts" of his home for what may now potentially be the rest of his life, he'll need that money for food, gas, and the hotel/motel stays
3) Chris doesn't budget and is a compulsive spender, so that money will likely be spent long before Everfree starts on the aforementioned needs.
Now, I'm not saying all that means Chris fleeing to Seattle is beyond the realms of possibility. There's very, very few lines left. Bar him strait murdering someone, I don't know he can get lower. Oh, I forgot-
4) Chris' original plan for getting to Everfree was to drive there.
and
5) Chris, among many other things, is a coward.
So with THAT said, if he did decide to try and flee I think reverting to plan A in an effort to avoid the Jerkops at the airport is more likely. Would still be an insanely stupid plan and he might still run out of money before he gets there assuming his car doesn't break down (again), but well, this is Chris we're talking about.
