What will be your position in World War III

[Dill]

I have dibs on Gunners Mate

 

[Megaroad 2012]

the butter churner

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Lying back and thinking of England.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Probably Missionary

 

[mr.moon1488]

The opposite side of the US.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Mfw too broken to be drafted anymore.

 

[Retink]

Drunk guy at the bar who grumbles about how the president/emperor/whatever is doing a shit job.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Staying behind to uh, take care of the grieving widows

 

[Creep3r]

Whatever position leads to the destruction of London, Manchester and West Yorkshire (and also Canada) is the position I will take.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I'm more interested in the aftermath, when I can finally put on some football pads and bondage gear and get the souped-up dunebuggy running so I can terrorize the wastelands.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

hopefully out in space

 

[Retink]

I'm more interested in the aftermath, when I can finally put on some football pads and bondage gear and get the souped-up dunebuggy running so I can terrorize the wastelands.

Just move to California or Seattle and you don't have to wait to start your life as a bondage gimp fighting for cans of beans.

 

[Samir]

11B because they're gonna need cannon fodder to throw at the chinks and they'll probably run out of 18 year olds and immigrants pretty quickly.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Team Poland superpower 2022

 

[Niggaplease]

probably sit there and watch with a pinic on a hillside, as senile joe starts a war.

 

[Doctor Weasel]

I won't join the military myself but I'll dress in camo and tactical gear and remind everybody to respect the troops.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

keeping the fuck away from the main action trying to secure my own existence while the world goes to shit. Also causing maximum chaos between all factions seems to be not too bad, if possible.

 

[Clown College]

Lol I'm past draft age here in the US, so I'm gonna keep as many of the younger guys as I know from signing up for the armed forces and perhaps helping them evade the draft 'cause fuck Biden and his wet dreams for a third world war.

 

[Coolio55]

Woe betide all the fucking noobs who use scopes on their sniping weapons. Gamer first class.
Alternatively, when they refuse to draft me up because I'm "insane" and "actively wanted for multiple now capital crimes" I'll be the little retard in the corner watching people fight eating popcorn and smashing his action figures together.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Dead probably.
The real question is finding out which side got me in the end, or why.