What was your personal 9/11?

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I got back home from work to hear the news about Chris fucking his mother. Truly an evening never to be forgotten. :punished:
 
Watching a violent drunk throw a fridge on top of my mother after he'd already decked her and knocked her to the floor. All 5'1'', 120 lbs of her. I was thirteen. She's had neck and spine problems ever since (five years after, the asshole went on to stab another woman nearly to death and seriously wound a friend of hers who intervened, and got 30 years in prison-and being in his early fifties when he was convicted, it's effectively a life sentence). That was the day, if I had to pick one, when my view of humanity was permanently soured.
 
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When Doritos released their Locos Tacos. Chips with the flavor of Taco Bell's Locos Tacos, which in turn are tacos made with a Doritos shell.

Circular logic. Tacoception, even. But losing react alerts was a close second, like Janteenth 6th.

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I remember a snowstorm of five feet some years back. Try taking classes during COVID and shoveling mountains of snow. At least we had power but couldn't go anywhere.
 
So this is gonna sound like a joke, but I warn all readers it is not.
So last year I got COVID for a second time, I was in bed coughing my brains out.
So I'm in pajamas, and have been eating nothing but soups.
I feel a fart coming out, and as I do I fall into a coughing fit.
I sprayed liquid shit right through my pj pants.
It soaked my sheets, I am coughing and gagging uncontrollably.
I fall off the bed and hit my head on the rock hard ground, the impact paired with the foul smell made me vomit.
So here I am helplessly rolling and coughing in human excrement, when I just pass out.

I wake up in the bathtub, luckily my roommate had heard the giant thud and discovered me on the ground and put me in the recovery position in the tub.

I had to throw away that mattress and anything fabric in my room, I still get called a poopiepants by him to this day.
 
My personal 9/11 was literally 9/11

You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now look at you
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I once ate a whole bunch of day old spaghetti and vomited it up all over my parents' hallway.
 
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But wouldn't 9/11 be your personal 9/11? How can something other than 9/11 be more 9/11 than 9/11?

Maybe next you'll tell me you're a woman born in a man's body? Everyone itt is a transexual now.

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