What was the dumbest thing your school ever banned

[get_ur_gamon]

Whenever it snowed no one was allowed outside as the teachers were scared of someone slipping or getting hit by a snowball. We just sat inside and looked at the perfect snow covering the playground. I'm still seething as we only got a few days of good snow per year.

The school's website deleted the staff photo section as students kept making them the background of their PowerPoints or just littering them throughout random documents.

They also banned "Gogo crazy bones" (small plastic jacks) when some retard almost choked to death on one.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

In the 90s 7-Up had a marketing slogan "Make 7-Up Yours" and they had T-shirts that said "MAKE 7" on the front and "UP YOURS" on the back. My middle school banned those shirts.

And in my senior year of high school the entire senior class got off-campus lunch privileges revoked for the whole year because some dumbass stoners got caught smoking weed in the woods across the street from school. Fuck that school, only went there for one year and it was the worst school I ever went to.

 

[Coolio55]

Swordfighting with sticks. The class a few years before me got into it and the school had some fucking nigger janitor remove all the twigs from the tree they were using.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

They introduced Yoshi in an issue of Nintendo Power and in the intro comic he could only speak his name, like Pikachu. Well, my and the boys decided we were going to be like Yoshi and say nothing but Yoshi. The teachers got sick of it in about five minutes and banned the word "Yoshi" for the rest of the school year.

 

[Lathe]

My school banned talking in the halls. No shit. Our in between classes was a mass of kids not talking because the school district paid out the ass for a massive amount of vice principals to enforce it. That shit worked in the suburbs but I doubt it would have worked in an inner city school. After that principal left, they cut the fat on the vice principals and things worked better.

 

[RollerGator]

Playing army and shooting each other with finger guns.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Slap bracelets.

lol I'm old

 

[Premium Chicken]

Handheld consoles. Mainly because of PSPs. Everyone was trading porn on them.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Me

 

[Open-Source Dodonpachi]

Back in elementary a friend of mine got sent to the principal's office only for drawing stickmans in war shooting and beheading each other.

Also, thousands years ago, i challenged an idiot classmate to piss on the teacher´s desk. I thought he was gonna take it sarcastically, but it seems irony receptors werent fully developed in his brains, so he literally made a waterfall. At that precise moment, the teacher enters and he instantly tells her it was my plan all long. We got to the principal´s office.

 

[SandyCat]

Finger skateboards. They were really popular back then. Can't let those damn kids have fun

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Action figures with sharp edges. I have no idea if my school actually banned them, but I suspect they did. Got my Flamedramon confiscated. For reference, here's the toy.

That horn is made of a rubbery plastic.

 

[SandyCat]

Action figures with sharp edges. I have no idea if my school actually banned them, but I suspect they did. Got my Flamedramon confiscated. For reference, here's the toy.
Ver archivo adjunto 3560456
That horn is made of a rubbery plastic.

That does look quite dangerous. Take this sharp pointy pencil instead

 

[No. 7 cat]

Walking counter clockwise in the halls, some gay shit like that, but a person had to be careful in case a faggot teacher or janny saw rulebreaking.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Pokémon cards, I got into a fight with a kid who gave me a creased Clefairy in like….the 3rd grade, so when he refused to return my non-creased card I traded him, like the boss I was…..

I told a teacher.

Than they were banned. Got my non creased card back though.

 

[singletxguyforfun]

i remember during class, my teacher went silent, before coming up to this kid and he was eating this under his desk.

 

[Skitarii]

VPN's were banned at my college during the Silk Road scandal, and over an understandable concern that people were downloading CP or copies of the unabomber manifesto

Spoiler: TMI

One of the faculty staff was fired for having Industrial Future and Its Consequences in his office, and they thought he was going to blow up the campus

 

[Beautiful Border]

I used to vandalise wikipedia articles like a little shit, one time a teacher saw what I was doing and pulled me up. She asked me what I was doing and I badly explained it. I say badly explained, because she somehow got the impression I had hacked the site and threatened to call the police on me. It was only after I showed her that anyone could edit wiki pages (this was when it was a new-ish site) she dropped it.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Farm animals were banned from school grounds after seniors left a horse and two chickens to wander the hallways for the traditional senior prank.

 

[Blouie]

In kindergarten kids got in trouble for building guns with Legos.

(Idk of that counts as them being banned tho)