What to do with itchy balls? - all the time

[Dizzydent]

What do you do when your balls are always itchy and your doctor says you're fine, Vagisil?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Scratch 'em?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Castrate yourself, that is the only shit I think of.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Castrate yourself, that is the only shit I think of.

They'll certainly never itch again after this

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Try inserting them in a woodchipper for complete surface area coverage. Bonus is they'll never itch again!

 

[1962s Godzilla]

Scratching your balls is one of the few relaxing activities you can do as a man, doctor said everything's fine, so just scratch away and enjoy the day.

 

[SentinentCloud]

maybe its your gender disphoria awakening and wanting to getting rid of your male parts

 

[DankSmoker]

They'll certainly never itch again after this

Idk, is it possible to get phantom limb, but with your balls?

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Idk, is it possible to get phantom limb, but with your balls?

You may be right. I've heard of phantom pains from missing limbs happening years later, but has anyone heard of phantom itch? I find the idea horrifying given I actually hate itch more than pain, and that's an itch you could never scratch.

 

[DankSmoker]

You may be right. I've heard of phantom pains from missing limbs happening years later, but has anyone heard of phantom itch? I find the idea horrifying given I actually hate itch more than pain, and that's an itch you could never scratch.

There is probably a concrete answer in the surgery megathread on stinkditch, I am not a strong enough man to brave that venture.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Idk, is it possible to get phantom limb, but with your balls?

There's this literal retard that was baited into cutting his shaft off by discord niggers. Then because he botched it he had to go to the hospital and get a penectomy. He joined the forum and I asked him if he had phantom limb on his shaft, he said that he didn't. If it were a common phenomenon, we would also know of troons feeling the phantom penis oddly enough.

 

[Shidoen]

Dip, dip, potato chip.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

stop being a stinky bitch and just get some armachillo underwear. take a shower you smelly faggot. if you're out there with the stink you're an unga bunga me love cum cum get bug bug ratman or more broke than a joke. it's thirty dollars, ol' trash booty. jackin off not showering ass nigga. you wake up smelling fritos and day old sour cream and it's coming from you and your terrible fucking holes that made god flood babylon

 

[Betonhaus]

have you tried showering at least once a day and using soap on your nuts?

 

[Gravemind]

Dip your testicles into a generous helping of Icy Hot.

I guarantee you'll never get the urge to itch them again.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

teabag the nearest available mouth