What should the punishment for attempted suicide be?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Titley

 

[AMHOLIO]

living

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Immortality.

 

[TRAZkek]

fake lethal injection

 

[Golden Face]

living a long and prosperous life and having many children so your bloodline will be eternalized

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

you are forced to sit in a room reading nothing but bargain bin laden's Q&A posts.

 

[Anonitolia]

death

 

[Moths]

If someone attempts murder on you and fails they get a free pass

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Grippy socks vacation for free.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Gender transition.

 

[Golden Face]

Gender transition.

even i find that cruel and unusual.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Removal of arms, legs, and tongue. Strapped to a bed with a feeding tube, and forced to live out their natural life in complete hopelessness and boredom.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Gender transition.

That would just lead to inevitable suicide.

 

[BirdUp]

life in prison

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Attempted execution.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Well it depends. If it’s a normal dude I’d tell him that he has a life to live and he needs to ejaculate in a woman to continue on his bloodline. If it’s a tranny I’d help it out with its suicide.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Mental institution.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

living a long and prosperous life and having many children so your bloodline will be eternalized

Unfortunately there's already a workaround developed back during the Middle Ages. In that case you murder your children and then are executed.

In a very screwed up way there was a religious reasoning behind it - baptized children were sinless, so if they were killed they would go to heaven. If the person confessed their sins and received absolution before being executed, they would also eventually go to heaven.

No word on how these attempts to trick God went but I don't think they were successful.

 

[Rozzy]

Being crippled, self-inflicted from failed suicide attempt.

 

[DankSmoker]

Anyone they were close to must kill themselves, even the postman.