What should my 1000th post on the Kiwifarms be? - :)

[dcss]

I have 7-8 posts until the big One Thousand, and I can’t think of anything to fit the grand occasion.

 

[Gaddafi]

show hole

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

this image

 

[We Are The Witches]

Post on Friday:


Alternatively, your manifesto.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

Buy a cake and post pics in chat

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

A fallenchungus meme with a pic of the "extreme cold open" thread inside his speech bubble and you saying "bro raped a 15yo girl"

 

[Hamstirer]

Find someone shitting up a thread and call them a nigger and a faggot.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I was also wistful for my 1000th post and it was about how it was my 1000th post. It took me several years to get there, but it's a bit less meaningful knowing people who joined 4 months ago have often posted 10k+ times. Heck, you're gonna hit 1000 about 6x faster than I did.

That said, I vote for high effort Q&A shitpost.

 

[dcss]

Post on Friday:

Mafalda is pure Argentine Kino.

 

[YWNBAM]

Post about something/someone you love

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Blah blah blah something stupid and gay

Dont listen to this loser, every thousand is a blessing, and should be given care and consideration. Personally, I don't think of what would be funny for other people, but what would be funny for myself, because I am the most important person, If you think otherwise, you are wrong. This is how you get a drunken review of a forgotten Bernie Mac film from the early 2000s.

So follow your heart, and don't worry about satisfying the masses, but satisfying that part of your brain that giggles whenever you think of the word "duty" or "Butte, Montana".

 

[Cruelty Free]

Your full government name, date of birth, place of birth, gender, nationality, Social Security Number/National ID, passport number, marital status, ethnicity/race, home address, phone numbers, email addresses, emergency contact details, fingerprint data, facial recognition data, retina/iris scans, voice recordings, schools attended, degrees obtained, certifications/licenses, transcripts and academic records, current and past employment history, job titles and responsibilities, employer contact details, salary and compensation details, references, bank account details, credit/debit card information, income and expenses, tax returns, investment portfolio, debts and liabilities, medical history, current medications, allergies, health insurance details, doctors and healthcare providers, genetic information, criminal history, litigation history, legal disputes, court records, social media profiles, online activity and browsing history, email correspondence, digital photos and videos, cloud storage data, hobbies and interests, religious beliefs, political views, travel history, dietary habits, personal values and beliefs, passwords, security questions and answers, PIN codes, access badges/keys, personality traits, behavioral patterns, psychological assessments, stress levels, signed agreements, consent forms, and your wills and estate plans.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

My 1000th post was just "Fuck niggers". Always a viable option.

 

[dcss]

Okay I’ll make this my 1000th post.
Kiwi farms has been one of the funnest things ever, awesome community for the most part, not too big and not too small so there’s still plenty of content while being able to see familiar faces, Fallenchungus thread has my heart, best thread ever, this website is the only Xenforo forum that looks good, and I’m glad I made it to 1000 posts, 2000 posts next and so forth.