What should I get Dear Leader for his birthday?

[King Fructose]

Also how many more days until his birthday, I was counting on my fingers but I ran out fingers

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Banana pepper flavored birthday cake with pigeon icing.

 

[OpenBASED]

Cut off your genitals and send them to him.

 

[murph]

He likes coins, maybe the 12 Caesars coin collection.

Or a gift card or something.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Get one of the Slaton sisters to pop out of a cake like an old timey stripper for him.

 

[misterduckford]

Feet pics and salad dressing. Not together though.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Borscht.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Footage of you stuffing your mouth with food.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

I'd recommend a plant. Apparently he goes through them quite frequently.

 

[Retink]

Subway subs, pizza, and pictures of fat girls.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

What!?! When is Null's birthday?

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

A girlfriend might do him some good. Otherwise he might go stir crazy and start trying to fuck those pidgeons he keeps talking about.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Ask Papa Elon to make him CTO of twitter. I’m sure Null would love the responsibility and ability to metaphorically teabag New Zealand, again.

 

[zero-who]

• Two number nines
• A number nine large
• A number six with extra dip
• A number seven
• Two number 45s, one with cheese
• and a laaaaaaaaaaaarge soda

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Pipe bomb

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Isn't he from Florida? Meth is a good gift there.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

people keep saying Null has a stream, Null has a stream (I've even gotten PMs about this)

but nobody says how to access Null's stream! is the guy some sort of secret agent? post a link dumbass!

 

[Divine right to rule]

Chantal's bathwater

 

[Niggernerd]

A girlfriend

 

[Retink]

people keep saying Null has a stream, Null has a stream (I've even gotten PMs about this)

but nobody says how to access Null's stream! is the guy some sort of secret agent? post a link dumbass!

You're either keen to the stream or you're just not part of the scene.