What should I do at the furry convention?

[Catler]

I am going to complete my life long dream of going to a furry convention this year, something a younger Catler could only scarcely imagine.

What should I do while there?

 

[Feefee81093]

Detonate

 

[mister meaner]

The mystery is half the fun

You’re going to have gay sex, aren’t you

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Bring back the Bubonic Plague

 

[JethroTullamore]

Bring @mister meaner with you and convince him of his one true furry identity.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Shower daily. Just doing that will make you the most desirable furfag compared to all the other stinky furfags

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

hard drugs.lots of them. I mean like cook up & tie off in the front row of panels. hit the glass dick in the elevator. rack up big lines of yeyo on convention booth tables. walk through the lobby with a mush round cloud of chronic trailin behind. give easel a Cpl of roofies too and keep a bag & spray can handy for stairwell emergencies.
have fun.

 

[Lev El Shmeckle]

Get in the loop.

 

[Catler]

I’m with rat boy genius on this one, If you’re gonna be a fag, at least take some pictures and videos and make a qna thread with them later

Good idea, but this is more of a PM chain thing

If I wered you I'd be seeing if they had a game room and see what old shit anyone's brought to share. I'd check out the dealers den and definitely would be catching music. Other than that, find a chill group who likes the drink and probably buddy around.

Actually pretty good advice.