What should I bring to my Ukraine Volunteer deployment?

[WinchesterPremium]

I have a knife (for killing) but need to know what else I need to fight in the Ukraine. I know it is cold up there, should I bring my fuzzy undies?

 

[MrTroll]

All the Viagra and rubbers you can carry cuz you're gonna be swimming in all that Ukrainian pussy.

 

[King Fructose]

Bring a light jacket in case the weather is nice.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Binoculars, canned meat, bread, diet sausage, lots of vodka and/or antirad, tons of bandages, and a long trench coat.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Binoculars, canned meat, bread, diet sausage, lots of vodka and/or antirad, tons of bandages, and a long trench coat.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JC2egrdAVYs

Sorry I'm Non-Binary, can I bring some other type of noculars?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Skip the fuzzy undies, go straight for the fursuit.

Trust me on this one.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Sorry I'm Non-Binary, can I bring some other type of noculars?

Oh oof I'm sorry friendo I didn't know, that's not a good look for me. I'm terribly sorry if my words came off aggressive, exclusionary, or enbyphobic. Of course you can bring any kind of magnifying telescope you want, but I'd still recommend binoculars for the authentic STALKER experience.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Just know what you're up against. (This is from 2014 but bears re-reading)

 

[Extreme Crusader]

A dildo to dial 8.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Your Switch, a case of Mountain Dew, and a couple of month's worth of hormones.

Edit: some spray cans so you can write педики, сука бля, and Cheekie breeki everywhere.

But seriously, several cases of the finest American tobacco and Russian Vodka so you can bribe your way out of the POW camps.

 

[Anal Eclipse]

Look up pro warzone players (like Futives) and copy their loadouts.

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[Solid Snek]

I like to bring a GP 37, Skat-9M, and, if you find yourself deployed deep in The Zone, a Gauss Rifle (if you're too far from the Monolith, you won't be able to find ammo for it, and it'll just be dead weight).

 

[KittyGremlin]

yeah knife is all you need just need to find a good rooftop to surf and bunnyhop, ruskies wont stand a chance.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Chicken tendies and a blanket.

 

[Executive Petrel]

A yoga mat, knee protectors and the desire to suck russian cock.

 

[Xolanite]

A noose for when the PTSD kicks in.

 

[stupid frog]

Just know what you're up against. (This is from 2014 but bears re-reading)

Read Oksana Forostyna: “Kiev hasn’t faced such violence since the Second World War.”

GOOD NEWS OKSANA

 

[Cup Noodle]

A real rifle. The best they can give you is some shitty AK variant. I'd rather take my 10/22 into battle.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Bring the gay rights flag. It is a good idea to wave it when the others are trying to camouflage, because you know you have nothing to hide.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Ukraine is a very warm country. It's 30°C every day, do not bring any blankets, coats etc since you'll sweat to death in them. Be sure to wear t-shirts and shorts.