what shoes do you recommend and why? - i need new shoes

[stupid orc]

please recommend new shoes

 

[SandyCat]

Crocs
- Gay
+ Practial
- Men will try to fuck you
+ Waterproof

 

[Skitarii]

@FeetRightsActivist, got any suggestions?

 

[HullDown]

New Balance. Good for people with weak knees and early-onset arthritis, which will infuse in your enemies a false sense of confidence as they approach you. You can also pretend like they are an ironic fashion choice, especially if you pair the most neutral looking pair of NBs with the ugliest, flashiest clothes you can find in any garbage dump or nearby hoarder's house. And they are pretty comfortable.

 

[Doji]

His. Because if you can run with that you'll be to cool to be alive and ascend.

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[The Real Me]

I have no idea what these shoes are but I have consistently seen them in public for years on end, especially when I'm on the train.

 

[Meat Target]

I like my Merrell's

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

New Balance. Good for people with weak knees and early-onset arthritis, which will infuse in your enemies a false sense of confidence as they approach you. You can also pretend like they are an ironic fashion choice, especially if you pair the most neutral looking pair of NBs with the ugliest, flashiest clothes you can find in any garbage dump or nearby hoarder's house. And they are pretty comfortable.

I agree, but not for these reasons. They're extremely comfortable and durable.

Sketchers are comfy as well.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Paw slippers.

They’re neat.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

This summer I’m mostly in my Keens, they’re sports sandals but the toes are protected. There’s tons of colors and styles, but they’re kinda pricey.
Plus it’s nice to go places and not have to bother with nail polish always looking fab.
Crocs are good too, but not great for too much active wear.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chanel and Rothy's are my go to.

 

[FeetRightsActivist]

@FeetRightsActivist, got any suggestions?

I recommend going all natural. Shoes are fake feet. Our ancestors didn’t need fake feet when they were out in the wild hunting mastodon or saber toothed tigers.

Reject shoes! Free your feet!

 

[Poop Shoot]

Birkenstocks

 

[Flatline]

New Balance