What punishment is appropriate for ____?

[Ligoskj]

Crime: Inventing your own Tumblr gender and unironically using it IRL.

Punishment: Getting a thread on KiwiFarms

Crime: adding a @Null's dog image as your avatar.

 

[Troonos]

Summary execution.

Crime: participating in an MLM.

 

[Meat Target]

Being in an MLM is its own punishment. Long hours, little pay, forced to live with "associates", and Scientology-tier brainwashing.

Crime: being in a journalist's union for Vice, Buzzfeed, WaPo, or the Guardian

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Punishment: killed by the Punisher
Crime: Tax Fraud

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Punishment: Lick Niko's asshole.

Crime: Worrying about KF stickers.

 

[nekrataal]

Punishment: having to suck a wet fart out of tommy tooter’s asshole and hold it in like a bong rip.

Crime: being a troon.

 

[inception_state]

Punishment: 57% chance you're stuck living that way.

Crime: shitposting in the Lowtax thread while Null's on vacation.

 

[JRM94]

Punishment: You must microwave Pamperchu's used diapers for him.

Crime: Anytime @oddish makes a video.

 

[Meat Target]

Punishment: You must microwave Pamperchu's used diapers for him.

Crime: Anytime @oddish makes a video.

Punishment: @oddish gets sprayed with RoundUp

Crime: saying good things about Bethesda/Todd Howard

 

[Truman the Jewman]

PunishmentReward: Todd Howard slowly and sensually fingers your asshole, saying things like "I'm glad we met after chess club."

Crime: Being aroused by an interspecies gangbang

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Punishment: castration.

Crime: Supporting BLM.

 

[Meat Target]

Denial of all emergency services.

Crime: insufficient white guilt

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Reward: being chosen to live in the coming white ethnostate

Crime: not spoilering adult content and embedding it in your post directly

 

[Meat Target]

Punishment: your post is top story on every major news outlet.

Crime: pineapple on pizza

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

punishment: banishment to California

crime: living in Ohio

 

[Meat Target]

punishment: banishment to California

crime: living in Ohio

Punishment: living in Ohio

Crime: clogging a public toilet

 

[Niggaplease]

punishment: having sex with onision
crime: being a simp

 

[Meat Target]

Punishment: the used bathwater you ordered gets spilled in transit

Crime: driving a Prius

 

[The Pink Panther]

Punishment: Getting banned from /pol/ Discord server.

Crime: Saying that a Nazi Germany guy with the last name Berg was secretly Jewish.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Punishment: claiming that only Basketball Americans with no physical abilities care about the NBA
Crime: listen to this on repeat