What names do you hate? - The curse of names.

[shadyreapers_]

João
Alexandre
Joaquim
Carlos

 

[Dysnomia]

Any type of "Creative" spelling that jut makes you look ghetto or white trash. If you name your kid something as retardedly spelled as Keighleigh I automatically hate you. Same with those dumbass dash names. Ain't nobody need to be named Ty'rone. You ain't a Vulcan. Ya'll don't need no dash.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Every Kyle I've ever met has been a colossal faggot.

 

[Haloperidol]

I have a profound dislike for Kaylee and all its alternative spellings. There are some names that just scream ‘my parents didn’t consider that I’d be an adult one day’ and that one in particular annoys me.

For women every Courtney I’ve ever met has been a trailer trash, unintelligent whore

Same wtf

 

[Captain Syrup]

Every Kyle I've ever met has been a colossal faggot.

 

[oldTireWater]

Most kids named "Paul" that I knew growing up were smug, curly-haired weirdos. Still don't care for the name.

Knew a dude with the last name "Gamm" decades ago. He cut his dick off long before it was cool. He claimed that he slipped in the bathroom, grabbed the mirror to catch himself, it came off the wall, broke on the sink, and sliced his dick off. The MPs had to look for it (his dick) in the bushes outside the barracks to investigate his wild-ass excuse. Bottom line: don't trust people named "Gamm"; they're dick-choppers.

edit: Alejandro and Moises. Fuck those disgusting names.

 

[Soupalognon Y Crouton]

Rachid

 

[Lady Bizness]

Any last name as a first name and especially anything that starts with a "Mc" sound, like Makena, Makenzie etc.
Like really, at the height of shitting on McDonalds and calling anything cheap and shitty "Mc-something" you're going to name your daughter McKenzie? Anyway, every young lady I have worked with with these names has been pretty nice, so that means I actually do hate the name.

Josiah always is an asshole or tard though. Mom is usually in denial, he's the next Nobel Prize winner!

Edit: Adding Finn! My mother in law would not stop suggesting that one each time I was pregnant. She's very old and named her boys very normal, solid names. None of her already existing grandsons have faggy names. I really love her a lot and so I am particularly upset that she kept suggesting this twee little jodhpur-wearing street urchin newsie name. Maybe she secretly hates me.

 

[kawaiikat420]

Any name that is supposed to be a nickname: Josh instead of Joshua, Ted instead of Theodore, Phil instead of Phillip, etc.. I don't hate the nicknames themselves, I just hate that the parents decided to use the nicknames in lieu of the actual names.

Any name from the Indian subcontinent like: Akshit, Sukhdeep, Shitna, etc.. So many of them contain retarded phonemes like "deep," "preet," "jeet," et al. I believe that Sikhs have a tradition where they open up their holy book at random, and the first word on the page they open is to be used as the child's name. Idiotic.

Any name that is spelt in that horrible trendy creative spelling like Dysnomia mentioned up thread.

Any name that is tied to a popular franchise, or a trend in popular culture, things like Katniss, Daenerys, Frodo, etc.. Seems a shame to name your child after something so trivial.

Most names that are only one syllable, but not all. I think bisyllabic or trisyllabic have a nicer ring to them than monosyllabic names. Once a name is five syllables or more, it starts getting pretentious though.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

It's always a Kevin.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Esther, Gertrude, Helen, Marlene, Wilhelmina

 

[Napoleon III]

Anything with black people not knowing how to spell names. I have seen a Nathanial spelled with a J.

 

[Sugriva]

For some reason I just really hate the name Joshua Conner Moon. It invokes rage within me.

 

[kawaiikat420]

I have seen a Nathanial spelled with a J.

Jathanial? Najanial? Nathajial? Please elaborate, Napoleon the 3rd.

 

[Napoleon III]

Jathanial? Najanial? Nathajial? Please elaborate, Napoleon the 3rd.

Najanial.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

anyone with the same fucking name as me who immediately has to dictate what our respective nicknames will be.

 

[ChompChomp]

Never really liked anyone named Jeff.

None of her already existing grandsons have faggy names

Hetero male checking in. I don't think the name Finn is gay/homo/faggy.

You have Huckleberry Finn, Finn (renamed from Pip) in the very excellent 1998 movie adaptation of Great Expectations, a protagonist from the latest Star Wars prequels, and numerous footballers, sailors, politicians, actors, and more.

Good to hear that you've had multiple pregnancies, though...

 

[Elf Supremacist]

Alex

 

[Kyff]

I work with a bunch of ESLs, and a number of their (NBA appreciating) sons now have the Western name 'Curry'… Not Stephen or Stef, or anything like that, just Curry

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Esther, Gertrude, Helen, Marlene, Wilhelmina

Is there any living Gertrude or Wilhelmina tho? If so, she must be, like, 120yo. (And come to that, same goes for Waltraud, Mechthild, Ermentrude and such)