What makes a good cow?

[The_Cranker]

I wrote an article on someone that I thought checked a lot of these boxes, but people weren't interested. I also noticed that some cows that become popular in the mainstream, like Johnny Elbows and World of T-Shirts, either don't have pages or have pages that aren't being met with a lot of support. I feel bad for them because they aren't as bad as some of these others, but people still find them entertaining. What makes cows like Chris Chan so popular?

 

[Tiggletown]

didn't read any of that.

https://www.beefmagazine.com/cow-calf-operation/5-tips-to-make-good-cows-and-a-profitable-herd

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

What makes a good cow?

Whatever qualities I lack in case someone deems me to be an lolcow.