Trash Neko
kiwifarms.net
- Registrado
- 1 de Mar, 2023
Ive been an infrequent lurker for a couple of years and only recently decided to make an account. There are SO MANY Lolcows that I need all your expertise and guidance.
I did what a lot of people do, which is watch videos of people who compile info from Kiwi farms and lolcow.farm and make exposé or documentary style videos. After all, the farms themselves are quite the extensive read. After so many different videos, my curiosity grew larger. There was always something they couldn't show in their videos or was "too graphic" to even mention. I found it interesting how the farms kept digging out strange info and connecting the dots on all the lies and wanted to see if there were a bunch of high tech FBI agents over here conducting hard core background research with the amount of inside information they were able to dig up on people. So I looked it up.
What I found wasn't... quite what I expected.. But what I did find was Kiwi farms. And boy was I greeted with a sea of options! But this is where the problem arose.
You see, I'm quite the morbid, disgusting fuck.
I want those NSFL links. I want those stories and pictures and videos. I wanna know the worst of the worst. I wanna see humanity's worst and the stories that come out of it. Kiwi farms has tons of lolcows, but not all of them produce whole fat milk and squirt it out in rapid pace if you know what I mean. So I need some assistance.
Threads I've looked into:
Threads I've loved:
There are probably more that I can't remember since I didnt have an account, but oh well. Now that I've actually made an account and wanna actually dedicate some time to reading instead of every now and then, Id love some pointers like a specific person or group of people to look up. I want the bottom of the barrel that makes me wanna curl up in my chair, bleach my eyes and throw up, knowing happily that I'm probably far away from them. I go on efukt if that's an indicator to any of you other sick fucks. If any of you are curious, NO Im not using any of this content to get my rocks off. Ive always just had a dark, morbid interest in these things that Im wholly uninterested in inquiring into IRL. Its the same kind of interest that I have with medicine and I even wanted to become a doctor, but Im too much of a spazz to read 4000 medical books before I even see a wound. Reddit for example has the subreddit r/MedicalGore, but only seeing the gore doesn't appeal to me that much. I love the stories behind the grossness and especially if they're self inflicted by deranged cows, so that's why Im here, seeking yalls help! Oh also, an exception to the morbid rule would be lolcow legends! The only ones Ive really heard of are DarkSydePhil and Lowtax and those Ive only looked into the last month. Im planning on looking into Vordrak.
So please, if you have anything to share, anything about how to make the site easier to use, people to look into or avoid, big or small threads, archived or ongoing, lolcow legends or your city's back ally dumpster whore, go right ahead! Share even if you have doubt. Id rather have one too many than one too few.
Thank you!
I did what a lot of people do, which is watch videos of people who compile info from Kiwi farms and lolcow.farm and make exposé or documentary style videos. After all, the farms themselves are quite the extensive read. After so many different videos, my curiosity grew larger. There was always something they couldn't show in their videos or was "too graphic" to even mention. I found it interesting how the farms kept digging out strange info and connecting the dots on all the lies and wanted to see if there were a bunch of high tech FBI agents over here conducting hard core background research with the amount of inside information they were able to dig up on people. So I looked it up.
What I found wasn't... quite what I expected.. But what I did find was Kiwi farms. And boy was I greeted with a sea of options! But this is where the problem arose.
You see, I'm quite the morbid, disgusting fuck.
I want those NSFL links. I want those stories and pictures and videos. I wanna know the worst of the worst. I wanna see humanity's worst and the stories that come out of it. Kiwi farms has tons of lolcows, but not all of them produce whole fat milk and squirt it out in rapid pace if you know what I mean. So I need some assistance.
Threads I've looked into:
- Amberlynn Reid. She's a classic, but otherwise boring cow. My first cow that lead me to the farms.
- Jonathan Yaniv. Slightly boring. Kinda just a troon Karen.
- DarkSydePhil. Great story, boring to keep up with.
- The Tranch. A funny read, but yapping between troons doesn't really interest me.
- Tommy Tooter. Again, funny read, but incoherent ramblings doesn't interest me too much
- Momokun. I dont think she's that bad tbh. Mostly look at her nudes now on lolcow.farm
Threads I've loved:
- Chris Chan. His whole saga had me stunned from the moment I learned of his existence. Currently taking a break.
- TransSalamander. Kevin is pathetic and it brings me joy. I check in every now and then. Satisfied my NSFL curiosity.
- Chance Carmichael. In my quest for morbidness I looked up a dead lolcow. Chance did not disappoint.
- Nikocado Avocado. I love his trolling and how people take him serious. His nudes are almost too much even for me.
- Onision. I stopped paying attention once the pedo slayer ruined everything. Before though I knew everything about him.
- Chantal/Foodie Beauty. Im at the edge of my seat, waiting for the next new low. She's not gross enough though.
- Russell Greer. His lawsuit against the farms lead me into the thread, but his thread kept me there. Seeing true narcissism is fascinating.
- Luna Slater. I've mostly read about her on lolcow.farm, but Im migrating. Top notch trash and the level of disgusting I want recommended. That phone call fucked me up man.
There are probably more that I can't remember since I didnt have an account, but oh well. Now that I've actually made an account and wanna actually dedicate some time to reading instead of every now and then, Id love some pointers like a specific person or group of people to look up. I want the bottom of the barrel that makes me wanna curl up in my chair, bleach my eyes and throw up, knowing happily that I'm probably far away from them. I go on efukt if that's an indicator to any of you other sick fucks. If any of you are curious, NO Im not using any of this content to get my rocks off. Ive always just had a dark, morbid interest in these things that Im wholly uninterested in inquiring into IRL. Its the same kind of interest that I have with medicine and I even wanted to become a doctor, but Im too much of a spazz to read 4000 medical books before I even see a wound. Reddit for example has the subreddit r/MedicalGore, but only seeing the gore doesn't appeal to me that much. I love the stories behind the grossness and especially if they're self inflicted by deranged cows, so that's why Im here, seeking yalls help! Oh also, an exception to the morbid rule would be lolcow legends! The only ones Ive really heard of are DarkSydePhil and Lowtax and those Ive only looked into the last month. Im planning on looking into Vordrak.
So please, if you have anything to share, anything about how to make the site easier to use, people to look into or avoid, big or small threads, archived or ongoing, lolcow legends or your city's back ally dumpster whore, go right ahead! Share even if you have doubt. Id rather have one too many than one too few.
Thank you!
