What Is Your Tumblr Identity? - Self-diagnosis is the latest trend!

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Pansexual Autigender fan of Assigned Male.

Real talk: does Assigned Male have any fans who don't just follow the story to laugh at it? I am genuinely curious. :')

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Real talk: does Assigned Male have any fans who don't just follow the story to laugh at it? I am genuinely curious. :')

Yes, almost everyone who fucking posts in the Assigned Male thread knows one.

 

[Prince Jello]

I am a fourteen-year-old sweet, pastel-loving, non-binary glittergender demi-girl who blogs about lolita fashion and stylish patisseries. On my sidebar, however, there is a link to my AO3 account where I write repugnant pedokink/watersport/vore/trans fetish fanfics about Osomatsu-san.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Yes, almost everyone who fucking posts in the Assigned Male thread knows one.

Well dang. Color me surprised.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

I am a fourteen-year-old sweet, pastel-loving, non-binary glittergender demi-girl who blogs about lolita fashion and stylish patisseries. On my sidebar, however, there is a link to my AO3 account where I write repugnant pedokink/watersport/vore/trans fetish fanfics about Osomatsu-san.

Vore is one of the stranger things to come out of the furry fandom. Babyfurs and diaperfurs are odd as well.

 

[HY 140]

I'm a Demiboy autisexual who really loves cock, and i'm also kin with parrots and Picky from Fighting Vipers (no dobules or I'll kill you UWU). I also draw my own art that you better say is cute or i post a suicide note. I also enjoy guro cause its kawaii af (do NO kinkshame me reee). my theme is pastel garbage and hard af to read. I also have a BYF that says don't follow if your anti kin or a neo nazi or cishet

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

I'm a Demiboy autisexual who really loves cock, and i'm also kin with parrots and Picky from Fighting Vipers (no dobules or I'll kill you UWU). I also draw my own art that you better say is cute or i post a suicide note. I also enjoy guro cause its kawaii af (do NO kinkshame me reee). my theme is pastel garbage and hard af to read. I also have a BYF that says don't follow if your anti kin or a neo nazi or cishet

That hit me right in the feels. Especially the part about not being able to read some Tumblr blogs because the themes the people choose are atrocious and borderline eye murder.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

An oldie but a goodie.

870382 (otherkin age)/INTPI I am a pentagendered aromantic quadcore demisexual trans-bigendered 4 wheel drive fat positive demi-ethnic tumblrsexual otherfictionkin with multiple headmates that serve as my fursonas. I also have self diagnosed assburgers, ADHD, OCD, HJD, VBS, PBS, CNN, MSNBC, and cancer. Proud Otaku.My pronouns are Obese/Obeses/ and Obeseself.My hobbies include being thin, white, male, cis, and manspreading.Take off your shoes when you come in.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

An oldie but a goodie.

870382 (otherkin age)/INTPI I am a pentagendered aromantic quadcore demisexual trans-bigendered 4 wheel drive fat positive demi-ethnic tumblrsexual otherfictionkin with multiple headmates that serve as my fursonas. I also have self diagnosed assburgers, ADHD, OCD, HJD, VBS, PBS, CNN, MSNBC, and cancer. Proud Otaku.My pronouns are Obese/Obeses/ and Obeseself.My hobbies include being thin, white, male, cis, and manspreading.Take off your shoes when you come in.

I'm kind of sad that I understood what all of that meant on some level. :')

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

1920's posh gentleman wannabe genderqueer fellow who identifies as Bertie Wooster. No doubles, he's my number one kin. Ask to follow me if you also identify as Bertie. My pronoun is "chapself." What ho.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

pastelgendered confederatekin reincarnation of the goddess Nemetona

 

[Wesley Willis]

Trans-engendered queer.

Basically, I'm undecided about doing something with unknown results.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

1920's posh gentleman wannabe genderqueer fellow who identifies as Bertie Wooster. No doubles, he's my number one kin. Ask to follow me if you also identify as Bertie. My pronoun is "chapself." What ho.

This should actually become a thing. Imagine a bunch of Tumblr people who (for whatever reason) decide to dress like fancy gentlemen and ladies because it is trendy to dress like a civilized human being. Maybe a cult will form around ReportOfTheWeek (and his fancy suits). Weirder things have happened on the internet.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

pastelgendered confederatekin reincarnation of the goddess Nemetona

Is 'pastel gendered' actually a thing? And if it is, what is it exactly? :')

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Trans-engendered queer.

Basically, I'm undecided about doing something with unknown results.

I'm not going to lie. Reading that hurt my head a bit. :')

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

This should actually become a thing. Imagine a bunch of Tumblr people who (for whatever reason) decide to dress like fancy gentlemen and ladies because it is trendy to dress like a civilized human being. Maybe a cult will form around ReportOfTheWeek (and his fancy suits). Weirder things have happened on the internet.

That would totally be an improvement compared to what we have now. There are so many fashion mistakes on Tumblr.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

That would totally be an improvement compared to what we have now. There are so many fashion mistakes on Tumblr.

Tumblr has essentially become a haven for SJWs and people with little to no fashion sense. :')

 

[Curt Sibling]

Pan-Furious Trigglypuff-Kin, filled to the brim with gender fluids.

 

[Reynard]

Crazy, post-modernist communist furfag who is convinced they are a real life, fully functional hermaphrodite, attacking anyone who isn't into such a thing for being futaphobic and shoving my yiff stash of bizarre kinks down their throats (literally) and claiming oppression if someone so much as kindly says "it's not for me."

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Pan-Furious Trigglypuff-Kin, filled to the brim with gender fluids.

The 'filled with gender fluids' part of the description brought up some very interesting mental images. :')