What is your ideal mate?

[Prophetic Spirit]

I can't take this shit seriously anymore.

Spoiler: Cursed?

 

[Naidyonov]

A hot skillet

 

[brentkanaris]

It isn't complicated, I want a beautiful woman with large breasts, a nice ass and is just an all around kind, loving and good person.

As far as shared interests go, I'd love for them to be an anime fan, I can take or leave them being a gamer, but that would be cool too.

If we're going to get a little more specific though, I want either a blond white woman or an Asian (preferable Japanese) woman (yes, I am a weeb)

Add a woman slightly or moderately older than me with maternal qualities and you'd get my ideal mate.

 

[Llama king]

Someone I can masterbait to porn with

 

[TFT-A9]

Not you, OP.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Someone tough with a bit of sweetness to them. That's rare to find in a lot of girls.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

rich evans

 

[Jason Wynn]

I have a type I tend to gravitate towards, slightly nerdy/geeky guys who have a sardonic sense of humor, who can dish it out as well as take it. They’ve got to be somewhat shy, and have a kind heart underneath all the bluster.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

 

[atleast3letterslong]

Your mom. Or sister since she's like a younger version of your mom.

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

Me with a girl's body.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Big boobs I guess.

 

[Sonder]

 

[Maurice Caine]

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

My ideal mate has four fingers, one thumb, and sometimes smells like onions.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Hitomi Tanaka but not a pornstar.
Personality wise, someone who encourages me and likes to show affection through hugs and kisses.


If I get all that and she is also rich and a sugarmommy, I’ll know I’m being tricked by some evil wizard but still go along with it.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Pls no H8

Spoiler: Sexy lady inside

 

[Niggernerd]

Short hair tomboy.

You deserve your ideal girl for having good taste.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

I'm a tiny twinkboy. Any 16-year-old girl neck deep in obnoxious AO3 slash will tell you that means I require a hulking 6'5" scruffy Chad proficient in dispersing Bad Guys with a glower and the art of the fireman carry. With one of those nauseating syrupy dynamics where the couple each calls himself the "luckiest guy alive" when he's out drinking with friends and they playfully make fun of one another in private. And you know what? I guess I'm a creepy 16 year old girl now. At least fictional Chad responds to his boyfriend's stress like an adult human male and not with the anxious toadying The Gays all seem to jump to.

 

[Van Darkholme]

rich evans

I would do anything just to hear that angelic laugh everyday.