What is your favorite Stool on the Bristol Stool Scale?

[Cats]

Your choice may be selected for any number of reasons: holefeel, aroma, color, aesthetics...really anything you choose. You may even create and add your own stools to the official chart, though be aware: any stools invented in this thread will not be added to the official Bristol Stool Scale and are merely for entertainment or speculative purposes.

 

[Cats]

My Stool Creation: Rangus

This is like Diarrhea but much, much worse. It reeks of the grave, of terminal illness, death and decay. Rangus is a color uncanny to human bowels, with an almost fluorescent quality about it; seeing Rangus flowing from a human hole is often a frightening and permanently scarring experience for the viewer.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

They all taste so good but I’m going to have to go with type 4.

 

[Boldizar]

Type 5

 

[LonesomeDud]

5. Hear me out: You want to feel like you worked for it a little bit. Minimal ass wiping/wash-up. 4 can actually be a nightmare to deal with afterwards. 4 has too much nuance.

 

[rapper]

type 7

 

[OrionBalls]

Fucking Christ. I thought for a second that Cats had resurrected. Now I want to spray you all with type 6

 

[rel=alternate]

Fucking Christ. I thought for a second that Cats had resurrected. Now I want to spray you all with type 6

Came here just to say this. 2 retards from 26, OK why not.

@LonesomeDud what the fuck is this garbage?

 

[Ralph’s Shack]

7

 

[Le b0wski]

It's a 7 but it's blood red.

 

[Rozzy]

I'd rather choose an Ikea stool.