What is your favorite feature of cat?

It was a stray that was kicked, abused and tortured in my neighbourhood. I used to feed it cans of tuna because I felt empathetic and sorry. One day, some nigger sicced his pit on it as a "joke" and they were taking bets on how long it would take for the cat to die.
My doggy killed the pit, and after paying way too much money in veterinarian bills, I have a stupid alley cat and a pet that I had to deworm and de flea because my Presa won't go anywhere without her.
It's ribs were so mashed up from kicks and things thrown at it that it was $2,600 dollars just for that surgery alone. One eye and no tail from the abuse but I love my cat like I love my dog and I'm glad my baby has her friend now.
 
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It was a stray that was kicked, abused and tortured in my neighbourhood. I used to feed it cans of tuna because I felt empathetic and sorry. One day, some nigger sicced his pit on it as a "joke" and they were taking bets on how long it would take for the cat to die.
My doggy killed the pit, and after paying way too much money in veterinarian bills, I have a stupid alley cat and a pet that I had to deworm and de flea because my Presa won't go anywhere without her.
It's ribs were so mashed up from kicks and things thrown at it that it was $2,600 dollars just for that surgery alone. One eye and no tail from the abuse but I love my cat like I love my dog and I'm glad my baby has her friend now.
TOTAL PITBULL DEATH
 
The tiny soft soft nose. The beans. The attitude. The cunning. The flat and indifferent gaze of death itself. Always told people who inquire I've never worshiped anything, but that might not be true.

I would burn Cambodian villages for my cat. They could never fathom silly things like mercy. If we tried to explain it they would laugh at us. Nature's perfection.

(None of this applies to orange cats, who are practically dogs. Graceless, garrulous, they'll gladly adore any primate without consideration. No thank you, I prefer to earn my head butts.)
 
One day, some nigger sicced his pit on it as a "joke" and they were taking bets on how long it would take for the cat to die.
Most well-adjusted pit owner.

Personally I love cats as they teach humility, considering one cannot completely train them as they could a dog.
 
Most well-adjusted pit owner.

Personally I love cats as they teach humility, considering one cannot completely train them as they could a dog.
My little mag pie taught them though. It takes about 25 seconds for a Presa to rip a pitbulls throat so bad that not even the $600 dollars I wasted at the vet could keep it alive.
Worst night of my life financially. $300 dollars for my dog, $600 for emergency surgery to try to keep the pit alive, and $700 dollars for the stupid cat.
The pitbull was a lost cause, basically DOA. It was still a $2,000 dollar night not counting the extra damage my dog did getting to that stupid cat.
Stupid cat sleeping in my bed right now. It's impossible to be mad at her. :lol:
 
TOTAL PITBULL DEATH
I know this makes me sound like a heartless monster but I'm PROUD my dog has killed 2 pitbulls and seriously maimed countless others. The city would have put her to sleep if my girlfriend wasn't a cop, and if I wouldn't have paid the right people off. It was worth it.
She's a baby lover. The only time my dog has ever bit me from the day she was a puppy was when I got in front of her and my friends daughter too fast. I didn't even scold my dog, she did the right thing. Protect babies.
She has lived her entire life as a little goofy girl who loves people and kids, she just hates aggressive and untrained dogs. We are permanently banned from all the dog parks in Kansas City because she's a fighter.
My girlfriend has never abused her power as a police officer and I have never asked her to except in one case: don't let my dog get put down. I think that's a very reasonable fringe benefit of dating a police officer.
God bless Presas. They KILL WOLVES.


Scary thing is that's a SMALL watered down presa. Mines mixed with British Mastiff so she's almost 200 pounds. Almost thrice as big as this video.
 
I know this makes me sound like a heartless monster but I'm PROUD my dog has killed 2 pitbulls and seriously maimed countless others.
Pitbulls were bred to be bloodthirsty killing machines. It doesn't make you sound heartless. Your dog prevented several other animals and small children from being harmed/killed. Pitbulls, as a breed, need to be made illegal. Crazy how guns are illegal in some places but having a murderous pitbull isn't (I'm pro-gun, but I'm just saying).
 
Pitbulls were bred to be bloodthirsty killing machines. It doesn't make you sound heartless. Your dog prevented several other animals and small children from being harmed/killed. Pitbulls, as a breed, need to be made illegal. Crazy how guns are illegal in some places but having a murderous pitbull isn't (I'm pro-gun, but I'm just saying).
I mean this is no sarcasm: I would LOVE for you to meet my dog. You might get annoyed and licked to death, but you would have that vibe automatically that she would never hurt you, and that's because she never would.
The problem is problem dogs, mainly pits, rots, and other breeds that niggers get to fight. When my baby gets nervous that's when it's a problem. You're safer around my Presa then you would be in the loving arms of a family member. She loves humans. She just HATES to be challenged by other animals.
 
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