What is Your favorite Chris quote? - Post your favorite Chris quote here

[deeman]

This does not even deserve a captain's log introduction......

[takes off glasses]

BECAUSE THIS IS DEAD SERIOUS!

I wish Picard would do a hommage to CWC by emulating this scene... "But Picard doesn't have glasses!" - "WEll MAKE HIM HAVE 'EM FOR THIS SCENE!" - *Yes i totally would be a great director*

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

But from OPL himself, it'd have to be: "Electric hedgehog power! Pew!... This would be me in my super mode... If I actually had the super powers. But I don't in real life."

That strange feeling of wistful sadness that overtakes you when you realise that Classic Chris at least had one foot in reality.

 

[judge claude frollo]

"TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT LOSERS, THEY HELP ME SEE BETTER."

 

[Poo Twister]

This.

 

[Poo Twister]

I'm going to have to really think about this.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

“MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!”

Achieves the rare feat of being both absolutely disgusting and total word salad.

 

[WutangLee]

"But I have randomly decided to make this video because I am sick of all the false accusations and rumors and slanders that have been going around"

 

[Pebble Cruncher]

JULLLLAYYYYY

 

[Pebble Cruncher]

"But I have randomly decided to make this video because I am sick of all the false accusations and rumors and slanders that have been going around"

No fuckin joke Dillin Thomas released a video doing this almost verbatim. Gotta correct them bully-jerk trolls and set the record straight!!

 

[TV's Adam West]

No fuckin joke Dillin Thomas released a video doing this almost verbatim. Gotta correct them bully-jerk trolls and set the record straight!!

You do realize we have a Dillin thread, right?

 

[Pebble Cruncher]

You do realize we have a Dillin thread, right?

Oh ya, I'm just saying that the quote works for multiple spergs. 2 for 1 sale on information overload in aisle three.

 

[Robo Sonichu]

"Tell me why I'm still a virgin with raaaaage,
tell me why, I still need a cute girl my ageeeee,
tell my why, I never wanna hear you saaaaay,
I have a booooyfrieend,
I have a booooyfrieend"
-Christian and the Hedgehog Boys

 

[Broseph]

"Hey at least my fucking face isn't orange!"

 

[Doubledeckercheese]

"TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT LOSERS, THEY HELP ME SEE BETTER."

That entire video was a moment of non-stop Chris Chan gold
"It helps me see better... and more clear vision than any of you knuckleheads can put together!... out of your own egos... that you so richly... consume of."

 

[judge claude frollo]

That entire video was a moment of non-stop Chris Chan gold
"It helps me see better... and more clear vision than any of you knuckleheads can put together!... out of your own egos... that you so richly... consume of."

the tap of his controller as he's completing his thoughts is fucking icing on the cake.

 

[deputydogshit]

“Pickle man tricked me again...”

 

[Mr Roboto]

For J.R's Eyes Only
Video above is gold but to narrow it down.

"I'll definitely give you some finger play... yeah, lots of fingers"
"Lick your pretty little clit there"
"Tickle your pussy"

 

[Hapless Mailman]

"I... am an American."

That entire call can turn kidney stones into diamonds.
edit: Dishonorable mention goes to "I even mowed the lawn!"

 

[I__quit]

I'm dreaming about inserting my rod 'A' into female slot 'V'; followed by some lost genetics.

 

[Big Nasty]

The "joke" is that cavemen were supposedly so stupid you had to tell them something twice to get it across. Chris gets it, and with that autistic lack of theory of mind, he thinks we do too.

I have an idea that this may have been a misquote from one of the many old bullshit sitcoms that the Chandlers liked to watch. Think Sergeant Bilko or something like that.

It's a punchline without a joke.