What is your election speach?

[eatler]

In this hypothetical you get one sentence to convince me why I should elect you (give you the solution)

 

[Fascist Frederick]

You should elect me because I know how to spell "speech".

 

[ƵIGGER]

"I hate niggers."

 

[hl2_linux]

Other party bad my party good ok?

 

[vomitusdeux]

"Vote me, I'm so ace I put the A in speech"

 

[Tablet County]

I shit my pants.

 

[Keith Kunt]

England for the English.

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

Make BL great again

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

“And if I am elected
I promise the formation of a new party
A third party, the Wild Party!
I know we have problems,
We got problems right here in Central City,
We have problems on the North, South, East and West,
New York City, Saint Louis, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, Detroit, Chicago,
Everybody has problems,
And personally, I don't care.”

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Taxes, they'll be lower son.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

California gets sawed off and pushed into the ocean

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

The three B's for everyone and for free; booze, boobs and bguns!

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

"It begins..."

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If you vote for me for class president I will ban homework and have pizza and cake every day for lunch.

 

[eatler]

You should elect me because I know how to spell "speech".

I’m taking care of people I ain’t got no time to spell.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

nice thank i cumed pants

 

[dick brain]

Fuck you, the votes don't matter, they'll just shoot me in the head like JFK if I try anything, no millionaire will ever care about you or act in your interest, stop falling for this bullshit and take up arms, the government isn't America, you are.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I’m taking care of people I ain’t got no time to spell.

Well considering you spelled everything correct in that sentence, you apparently have some time to spell.

 

[eatler]

Well considering you spelled everything correct in that sentence, you apparently have some time to spell.

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