What is your Chinese zodiac sign?

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I'm a scorpio and water dog as well...

Does this mean I now have to go to Japan and start molesting people?

..."start?"

Seriously tho - if you want to, sure. Personally I'm just saving up all of my pent-up rage to take over a continent or two in a few years.

 

[Cake Farts]

Taurus, Earth Tiger, and wolf according to primal astrology.

Makes sense that all three would say I'm stubborn af

 

[clyde1VP]

Tiger's sign.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Ox's sign

 

[Cooking Mama]

Monkey

 

[Disheveled Human]

Horse... So why am I not hung like one?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Coronavirus.

 

[Digital Thunder]

Metal Dragon.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Snake

 

[Sangria]

Aries, Horse. According to that Primal Astrology website, I'm a Hammerhead Shark.

 

[soft kitty]

Horse, of course.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

bark bark woof

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

My zodiac sign is the bear from the Kodiak can

Rising sign unclear, maybe Cancer

 

[snailslime]

metal snake
ssssss

(the western zodiacs are better)

 

[Lina Colorado]

I'm a monkey!

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Cancer pig

gang gang

 

[Niggaplease]

Rooster

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Tiger

 

[Eto]

For Western astrology, I’m a Taurus Sun, Virgo Moon and Ascendant.

For Chinese astrology, I’m a Fire Ox.

For that Primal astrology, I’m a Yak.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I was born in the year of the monkey. Seems appropriate.
A water monkey apparently.