What is war good for?

[Anonymus Fluhre]

100%. Welcome to the Chug life. Now all we need is to fill your lawn up with a few old beater vans from the early 90s, and you'll get sent the membership card in the mail! Benefits include the government trying to kill your people by making tobacco and alcohol tax-free!

 

[Glowie]

sorry, no milk for free. feed my paypal and i'll answer any question you want in a video.

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To quote a certain band known for "Low Rider",
ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'!

Unless Dee and Tom both are designated cannon fodder, the suicide squad.

 

[Unabomber11]

Yes. Since Tom has officially decreed me a representative of the People of the Four Winds, I'm now handing out free First Nations Status. You get a status card, and you get a status card; Everyone (but Tom) gets a status card!

Can I have a casino? Ooooh pleeeease? A really tacky one with airbrushed caricatures of indigenous people too!!!

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Can I have a casino? Ooooh pleeeease? A really tacky one with airbrushed caricatures of indigenous people too!!!

You got it. You're now the proud owner of Two-Feathers-in-the-Wind Casino. However, you have to give around 80% of your profit to me. Why? I'm the chief and I said so, because corruption is a universal human weakness.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You got it. You're now the proud owner of Two-Feathers-in-the-Wind Casino. However, you have to give around 80% of your profit to me. Why? I'm the chief and I said so, because corruption is a universal human weakness.

I'll make sure the compulsory teepee is put up front of it.

 

[FinnSven]

Yes. Since Tom has officially decreed me a representative of the People of the Four Winds, I'm now handing out free First Nations Status. You get a status card, and you get a status card; Everyone (but Tom) gets a status card!

Well I am on the wrong continent, the closest we have are the Sami people.

Their time honored traditions are fleecing tourists with wood carving and chasing wolverines ion quad bikes.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well I am on the wrong continent, the closest we have are the Sami people.

Their time honored traditions are fleecing tourists with wood carving and chasing wolverines ion quad bikes.

Pretty sure my family on both sides used to slaughter yours for being primitives. At least your reindeer was good.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Well I am on the wrong continent, the closest we have are the Sami people.

Their time honored traditions are fleecing tourists with wood carving and chasing wolverines ion quad bikes.

Hey, we have similar traditions! We sell white people "dream-catchers" which are just a relatively modern bastardization of medicine wheels, cheap jewelry made with China-produced beads and artificial sinew, and we shoot deer from the backs of moving trucks! And they say that cultural differences can't be remediated through exchanges on Kiwi Farms. Fools, I tell ya!

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

You got it. You're now the proud owner of Two-Feathers-in-the-Wind Casino. However, you have to give around 80% of your profit to me. Why? I'm the chief and I said so, because corruption is a universal human weakness.

Can I be the owner of the Pissin' in the Wind Arena?

 

[FinnSven]

Pretty sure my family on both sides used to slaughter yours for being primitives. At least your reindeer was good.

Ah my family would have been drunk or leaving in search of potatoes on a ship of immigration around that time.

I may live in this frozen peninsula now, but I am a native of a certain rock in the North Sea.

Sami reindeer is good. I prefer Elk though. Good old fashioned European Elk, not the Bullwinkles you like to fuck and call moose!

Hey, we have similar traditions! We sell white people "dream-catchers" which are just a relatively modern bastardization of medicine wheels, cheap jewelry made with China-produced beads and artificial sinew, and we shoot deer from the backs of moving trucks! And they say that cultural differences can't be remediated through exchanges on Kiwi Farms. Fools, I tell ya!

I concur!

This is no echo chamber!

Here tempest tossed sons of Erin can discuss and compare the violent, animal abuse and capitalist actions of formerly marginalized people, with representatives of marginalized people, French speaking maples, and various merkins, all the while laughing at the antics of an insane and perverse old man!

 

[Unabomber11]

cheap jewelry made with China-produced beads

EXCUSE YOU

I’ll have you know I paid full markup on my tacky plastic beads k?

If I wanted something cheap and trashy, I’d dm Tommy and see what polished turds were available for purchase

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Can I be the owner of the Pissin' in the Wind Arena?

Done and done, paperwork is in the mail. You only have to give me 65%, since you have an older account. It's just that easy!

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

You give us actual faggots a bad name, Tommy.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

i can use the translator just as well as you can, pretendian.

But you can’t speak coherent English, so what’s the point?

Hey Thomas, logic in the pozzed lefty intersectional circles you hang around dictate that brown people of lived experiences have a voice over you, a white privileged male. I'd shut the fuck up and step down if I were you. You're just a white savior parading around as a pretendian. It's pretty fucking gross.

Is he even really in those circles? I feel like he’s vaguely tolerated by other elderly hippies, but he’s as unwelcome among the frontline woke types as he would be at a dog show. Not least because of his tendency to forget that he’s supposed to love all peoples and call everyone “coons” and “faggots,”

Oh the brit system is different they do not allow non binary bullshit. or at least they didn't last time I was talking to one.

No, we have enbies. On the other hand, I’m fairly open about the fact that I don’t think it’s a real thing and I haven’t been cancelled yet.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

You mean the shitty one online that doesn't know how the different dialects?

@RadioactiveMonkeyMan is probably either Plains Cree or Rock Cree. Unless they come from the Eastern provinces, then they're probably Swampy.

if you are actually fluent in Cree, that is certainly a noteworthy power level, but in the troll world as i understand it, you ass clowns need to prove that you're fluent by posting an audio clip of yourself saying something in Cree that is insulting to me and then translate it into English if you want me to acknowledge your superior knowledge of your region's original people politely.

Show me you're really legit ndn and do it in full regalia, painted.

You give us actual faggots a bad name, Tommy.

Always happy to know that I'm annoying the congenitally stupid. It has resulted in a fair number of sleeping babies to wake up.

Tommy, any argument I make you will call "irrational" because you're a hard headed (figuratively, we know your brain is mush) old dipshit who thinks he's never wrong about anything. Again, as I've said, waste of time. Unless you eat those onions.


My dude, you do know the first step to intelligence is admitting "I'm a fucking dumbass", right? I don't think you've ever taken that step. Instead, you wasted your whole life on drugs and molesting helpless creature. For shame.

• Dog pussy
• Rocks (medicinal and geological)
• Garbage Gourmand
• Bullets hurt

That's all I got.

Welcome to Planet Stupid, new fan boy. Please continue to expound about me, telling the world all about myself.

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Unless Dee and Tom both are designated cannon fodder, the suicide squad.

i'll take that under advisement. Feed my Venmo.

Feed your paypal?

You know Tom, one thing that always gets me is that like 90% of the people on this site are gay or brown or autistic or foreign or some terrible affliction along those lines and they largely still support themselves, while you are a straight white American male who has to desperately invent hardships to excuse your shortcomings because you're too scared to confront all the ways you're a failure in spite of being given way more opportunity than most people in the world, who lives off the welfare of others even though you have no actual physical disabilities you didn't cause yourself (and you always seem to have enough extra to buy drugs), and who was simply given multiple times what the average American makes per year just by being the pampered child of the right family, but the KF users are supposed to be the ones giving you stuff?

Ok, Mr. fascist white oppressor. If anyone should be sending anyone money, it should be you sending money to KF.

I am a hermaphrodite who was mutilated as an infant and forced into an unnatural gender role for most of my life . i have been living and working in the true rainbow hippie world alongside my indigenous neighbors, building green community together while standing against heavy industry in protection of the natural resources of their ancestral lands and my NATIVE HOMELANDS for forty years.

In short, fuck you and your arrogant, ignorant, narrow minded perspectives of me as seen through the pin holes burned into your pea brains with false facts about me provided by fetishistic fascist fuckwits.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Kill yourself, bitch.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I am a hermaphrodite who was mutilated as an infant and forced into an unnatural gender role for most of my life . i have been living and working in the true rainbow hippie world alongside my indigenous neighbors, building green community together while standing against heavy industry in protection of the natural resources of their ancestral lands and my NATIVE HOMELANDS for forty years.

In short, fuck you and your arrogant, ignorant, narrow minded perspectives of me as seen through the pin holes burned into your pea brains with false facts about me provided by fetishistic fascist fuckwits.

Keep wallpapering your broken brain with this fascist flatulent falsehood.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

But I'm mean, so therefore Colonized Apple.

My people say that the world turns on three things; the Law, Work and the Acts of the Righteous. There is only one principle universally agreed on and only two kinds of people in the world ; those who sincerely live by that "Golden Rule" and those who don't. You don't. You live according to principles warped by centuries of colonization by European religious nationalism and occupation of your homelands by warmongering, slave holding, sexual predators.

Decolonize your mind, Chief Big Dick.

 

[FinnSven]

if you are actually fluent in Cree, that is certainly a noteworthy power level, but in the troll world as i understand it, you ass clowns need to prove that you're fluent by posting an audio clip of yourself saying something in Cree that is insulting to me and then translate it into English if you want me to acknowledge your superior knowledge of your region's original people politely.

Show me you're really legit ndn and do it in full regalia, painted.


Always happy to know that I'm annoying the congenitally stupid. It has resulted in a fair number of sleeping babies to wake up.


Welcome to Planet Stupid, new fan boy. Please continue to expound about me, telling the world all about myself.
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i'll take that under advisement. Feed my Venmo.

I am a hermaphrodite who was mutilated as an infant and forced into an unnatural gender role for most of my life . i have been living and working in the true rainbow hippie world alongside my indigenous neighbors, building green community together while standing against heavy industry in protection of the natural resources of their ancestral lands and my NATIVE HOMELANDS for forty years.

In short, fuck you and your arrogant, ignorant, narrow minded perspectives of me as seen through the pin holes burned into your pea brains with false facts about me provided by fetishistic fascist fuckwits.

No.

You are an insane old transvestite with a questionable past.

You are trying to claim involvement with groups who want distance from you.

You should be on a sex offender register.

If you really were what you claim to be, why is it important to you to argue with people here?

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

No.

You are an insane old transvestite with a questionable past.

You are trying to claim involvement with groups who want distance from you.

You should be on a sex offender register.

If you really were what you claim to be, why is it important to you to argue with people here?

The contrast of the absurd things you believe to be true about me to the majority of the feedback i get online and in the real world is always entertaining.