What is this year's October Surprise going to be? - Executive order 666: Gas the Jews?

[Pissmaster]

I'm wondering if Trump gets assassinated. It feels like the democrats are pushing people's emotional buttons to get someone to kill him.

There's no way Trump hasn't had the best security on the entire planet this entire time. Like when this is all said and done, I wanna read a novel about how strong his security was.

 

[Meat Target]

There's no way Trump hasn't had the best security on the entire planet this entire time. Like when this is all said and done, I wanna read a novel about how strong his security was.

The same could be said of any POTUS. Any time he gets on a plane, it's considered a military operation, and they have permission to kill any unauthorized person who approaches.

I think I once heard POTUS can't even take a shit without the Secret Service ultimately collecting it. Something like they want to prevent spies from deciphering his shit and finding any health problems they can use against him.

 

[Monolith]

On December 31, when everything seems to be returning to normal, astronomers notice a rogue black hole set to destroy Earth at exactly midnight on the International Date Line.

 

[Syaoran Li]

An entire subterranean race of mole people living six inches beneath Denver, all named Morton or Mortonson.

The bagels at Starbucks are actually week-old donuts

Jon Stewart once ran over a guy and dumped the body on a golf course

AOC was using the pothole cement in her district to build a private swimming pool

The correctional staff at the Southern District of New York's federal jail do not get out the inmates and race them...anymore. They also use the electric chair to cook chicken.

Spanish and Italian are actually the same language

They're controlling our shopping habits through flu shots

 

[Niggaplease]

Starbucks pumpkim spice latte with more pumpkin and spice.

 

[The Last Stand]

Either Trump or Biden says the N word on camera.

Wild card, some other known figure uses a racial slur live.

 

[Pope Fucker]

Either Trump or Biden says the N word on camera.

It'll happen during the presidential debate and both are going to say it.

 

[The Last Stand]

It'll happen during the presidential debate and both are going to say it.

And nobody will care. Expect for views and ratings.

 

[wry wrangler]

Seattle police will finally make an arrest for Kurt Cobain's murder. But it won't be Courtney Love!

 

[Pissmaster]

It'll happen during the presidential debate and both are going to say it.

At the exact same time, but then Trump will say "Jinx!" and point at Joe Biden and the crowd will cheer and shitlibs will be perplexed as to how Trump managed to turn that into something charming, it'll be his "Only Rosie O'Donnell" moment of 2020.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Seattle police will finally make an arrest for Kurt Cobain's murder. But it won't be Courtney Love!

It was Krist Novoselic. Never trust a bassist.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

New York gets nuked and the ruins become the next fallout game.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Looks like nobody predicted the October Surprise we actually got. Well, the first one.

 

[Wraith]

Trump gets woo floo (as we know now) and passes it to biden. Biden dies. All hell breaks loose. Dems call for the UN to bring in chinese military to have martial law as they say we can't have an election. Trump's in on it. Have fun. Just a thought.

 

[Krystal]

Jiangshi and other Chinese spirits rise to shame their descendants for bringing kung flu into the world.

 

[alreadyhome]

Maybe nothing this year

 

[Wraith]

Well, we're on our way, kiffers.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Well, we're on our way, kiffers.
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>(((Parents))) from South Africa
I wonder if he'd feel like America's leadership is so bad if we sent him back there.