What is the wisest thing you heard, today?

[OrionBalls]

Mine was: "Don't hate G-d for something some fool man did."

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

ron paul

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Im currently visiting my parents, so usually that would translate to "I didnt get any wise information." but my mother, a staunch republican, was watching Candace Owens. She said something to the effect of "just because we are black that gives us the right to stab people." sarcastically of course. I dont pay any attention to political shit, but I thought that was a good point.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

no one talked to me today but I did tell a dog cocking he's leg not to piss into the wind

 

[We Are The Witches]

Evolution requires sacrifice.

 

[dick brain]

There used to be a panel from a lucky star fanwork of Kagami laying on a futon at night and realizing, "I didn't talk to anyone today," but I can't find it because that's the title of a song now I guess.

 

[Mellisuga Helenae]

Does media count?

"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

*Something something autofellating post "look at what an edgy and heckin' basederino centrist I am, blah-blah-blah"*

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I was told my fountain drinks would only cost a dollar instead of a dollar fifty if I signed up for an app.