What is the Most Unhinged Rant you Ever Heard?

[SpergPatrol]

Regradless if it came from a cow or a real life event, what is the most unhinged rant you heard from someone?

 

[King Fructose]

Pretty much anything from Louis Rossmann

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Pretty much anything from Ethan Ralph

 

[Apochrypha]

Anything from either Peetz or Fuentes.

 

[Where's Waldo?]

Mostly text-based rants from Tumblrites who pretend like the whole world is out to get them, or that they're oppressed because people don't wanna fuck them.

Some of the firstly-focused category get really fucking unhinged... Talking about how Tumblr's moderation team hates them, specifically, yet they won't just go find a different website... They'll hold out their donation-cups for pity bucks, because the world is soooooooooooooo cruel, to them...

CUZ TUMBLR'S STAFF HATES BLACK PEOPLE, Y'ALL!
fuckin' first-world problems.
I dunno, I think there's a lot of legit schizophrenics being coddled by people's social-justice narratives on there.

The bittersweet part is that: when they try to recover from their delusions, then their Tumblr-buddies will try to guilt them into 'staying with the movement'; rather than moving on with their lives.

 

[User names must be unique]

 

[Cats]

balls and dong

 

[SCSI]

Excluding the actual, clinically-diagnosed schizos, I'd say probably the autistically-detailed theory this one guy had back around 2001 that was about the Biblical flood that tried to reconcile the ancient Hebrew geocentric hollow "snow globe" Earth with modern science, but would've required geysers with jets that would've gone into the stratosphere, and rain falling from space without evaporating on reentry.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Nick Rekieta lying about what Eric July said.

Post in thread 'Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta Law / @NickRekieta' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16885938

 

[Ratboy Genius]

I love the versions of this that're like vocoded to other stuff, like the tetris theme

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

MLK’s “I Have a Dream” speech

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

This one is absolutely insane.

 

[timewave0]

Not a rant per se but… In high school my friends and I were hanging out at this dude’s dad’s house, just sitting by the pool drinking. Somehow we started talking about another kid who ratted him out or betrayed him in some way, I forget. He looked up at us with a blank/completely serious expression and said:

Yeah, originally I was planning to break into his house, tie him to a chair, douse him in gasoline, light him on fire, and then shoot myself in the face with a shotgun

It was a bit eerie. Nice guy tho