What is the most based musical instrument and why is it the triangle?

[King Fructose]

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[Weed Eater]

Wrong.

 

[Idiotron]

 

[mate]

The triangle has three sides, echoing the Holy Trinity. Every time you hit it with that little metal stick it is like you are tickling baby Jesus, which is based. It is also known that the pyramids, which are made of several triangles, were made with the blood of kike and nigger slaves, which is also based.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Wouldn't the most based be the bass?

 

[Pixy]

Wouldn't the most based be the bass?

Now we need to figure out which bass is the most based out of all the basses.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Now we need to figure out which bass is the most based out of all the basses.

I think you mean the most based bass of the most based bassist.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Nothing can beat the Blade of Grass. It plays the music of champions.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Now we need to figure out which bass is the most based out of all the basses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7xoXfceKeg

The Octobass

 

[Ultrapenguin]

The traditional double bass back when gut strings were the only option was said to require so much intestine to create the strings that you'd have to slaughter an entire hillside of sheep to make them all. Plus it was an upper class European orchestral instrument so unlike bass guitars I doubt more than a handful of brown people have ever played the double bass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7xoXfceKeg

The Octobass

The problem is bizarre instruments like that didn't really come about until after synthetic core strings largely replaced gut strings, so there isn't nearly as much violence involved. Plus taking things to useless extremes leans more autistic than based.

As such I rest my case that the double bass is the most based instrument.

 

[SandyCat]

Mayonnaise

 

[Jason Wynn]

It’s clearly the flute.

Based Ian Anderson proves me right

 

[A Gay Retard]

Flute made of bone.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

[ skeleton music intensifies ]