What is the most based and heterosexual cookware?

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Anyone else use or remember these?

I own a set; saucepan and stock pot.

Another nominee:

 

[Skitarii]

Cast iron. Anything else fills your food with various estrogens and makes you gay, or a troon. Looks like a lotta people around here don't use cast iron.

Cooking meat kills all the testosterone and microproteins in it

 

[Susanna]

E.T.A the saucepan’s handle is allegedly made of asbestos lol

That’s a nice feature, means it won’t catch on fire.
What you absolutely shouldn’t do is grind the handle up and mix it into your food, or you might get cancer.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What you absolutely shouldn’t do is grind the handle up and mix it into your food, or you might get cancer.

Don't snort it, either.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

every time i go to michael's i see the hello kitty cooking set stuff and my urge to make abysmal financial decisions skyrockets

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

(Weird that they make HK appliances for womenchildren, but not, say, Lego appliances for manchildren.)

I would imagine that even the most skilled female cook has room in her heart to appreciate a cute pink Hello Kitty kitchen appliance, even if it was made for a womanchild far below her. Meanwhile, the only men who would buy a Lego or Hot Wheels branded coffee maker or bowl set are also the types who can only barely boil ramen, and as such they would get zero use.

Thread tax: I cast my vote for the tenderizer. What’s more manly and heterosexual then smashing some mea- nevermind. Cleaver is the only acceptable option.

 

[SandyCat]

I would imagine that even the most skilled female cook has room in her heart to appreciate a cute pink Hello Kitty kitchen appliance, even if it was made for a womanchild far below her. Meanwhile, the only men who would buy a Lego or Hot Wheels branded coffee maker or bowl set are also the types who can only barely boil ramen, and as such they would get zero use.

Thread tax: I cast my vote for the tenderizer. What’s more manly and heterosexual then smashing some mea- nevermind. Cleaver is the only acceptable option.

I don't want to ruin my 90's hotwheels cups by drinking out of them and I can boil ramen just fine. You might have fancy pans and know fancy recipes but do you know how to cook instant ramen in a dishwasher? I bet you don't

 

[Aunt Carol]

You might have fancy pans and know fancy recipes but do you know how to cook instant ramen in a dishwasher? I bet you don't

Sounds a bit like cope to me, cope for not owning an officially-licensed Pokémon Hot Pot.

 

[instant]

Where's the carbon steel option?

 

[Cougar Pump]

I had a spongebob toaster for a few years that would put a lil spengbab face on the toast, and I legit miss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe. It was cheap as fuck, just like the bright pink polyester bedsheets that I had for a while and lit up the whole room when I turned over or cranked one out.

 

[Muttley]

everyone who voted cast iron and not ceramic is a retard

most ceramic cookware is cast iron
but its objectively superior and requires superior toolcrafting skills to create

tell me, you morons
what is better
a cast iron pot or a dutch oven?

please commit seppuku to restore your honor
all 61.7% of you

 

[Cougar Pump]

everyone who voted cast iron and not ceramic is a retard

Do you mean ceramic, or enamel? The base for most ceramic cookware is either aluminium or clay (literal ceramic), not cast iron. Enamel cookware is usually cast iron underneath.

 

[Muttley]

Do you mean ceramic, or enamel? The base for most ceramic cookware is either aluminium or clay (literal ceramic), not cast iron. Enamel cookware is usually cast iron underneath.

Infer for yourself Jew

 

[Cougar Pump]

How embarrassing.

 

[Betonhaus]

Infer for yourself Jew

oof. remind me to never cook in your kitchen

 

[Muttley]

How embarrassing.

I agree, you attempting pilpul is very embarrassing.

You have a brain, discern things.
Or act like a obtuse faggot idc lol

 

[Aunt Carol]

I had a spongebob toaster for a few years that would put a lil spengbab face on the toast, and I legit miss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe. It was cheap as fuck, just like the bright pink polyester bedsheets that I had for a while and lit up the whole room when I turned over or cranked one out.

Aw, they're a hundred+ on eBay now.

A Batman toaster is both more affordable and would better fit into the sleek, modern kitchen of an up-to-date bachelor.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

everyone who voted cast iron and not ceramic is a retard

most ceramic cookware is cast iron
but its objectively superior and requires superior toolcrafting skills to create

tell me, you morons
what is better
a cast iron pot or a dutch oven?

please commit seppuku to restore your honor
all 61.7% of you

Most ceramic pans are aluminum. You’re thinking of enameled cast iron, which is technically a different thing.

 

[Muttley]

Most ceramic pans are aluminum. You’re thinking of enameled cast iron, which is technically a different thing.

Oh okay you saw me call the other guy a woman for saying the same thing and thought you'd get in on the action.

 

[thejackal2]

It's literally in the name. The most alpha of cookware.