What is the easiest way to get a doctors note?

[Quijibo69]

My head hurts and I don't want to leave the house.

 

[SentinentCloud]

go to college and become the doctor

 

[Shig O'nella]

Write one, assuming your handwriting is bad enough.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Lure the doctor to you. Preferably with candy.

 

[Moths]

Go to the doctor and say you cant take the voices anymore you need to end them.

Now you won't have any obligations enjoy.

 

[Rozzy]

Say you identify as Transgender, the doctor will think you're mentally ill and issue a note.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Technically, at gunpoint.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

What kind of place do you work at that you can't just call in and say "I really don't feel well today"?

 

[Pringles Can]

Throw yourself down the stairs and go to the doctors.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Use a bs transgender excuse mental health some shit like that.